tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68170919470111115002024-03-14T04:39:06.070-06:00kelsie wrayKelsiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08309762131808769680noreply@blogger.comBlogger151125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-22247182417355075792015-08-15T10:33:00.001-06:002015-08-15T10:33:51.553-06:00Playing Mom vs. Being Mom<br />
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Let's see.</div>
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My hair is up in two ponytails. </div>
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One on top</div>
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One on the bottom.</div>
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That's what happens when you chop your hair and don't think of the repercussions.</div>
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I'm in my underwear...</div>
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I have a shirt on at least!</div>
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Cricket is sleeping.</div>
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Tim is mowing and edging the lawn.</div>
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I'm between laundry and just changed the sheets, cleaned one bathroom and picked up our bedroom.</div>
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I think that deserves a writing break, yeah?</div>
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Yeah.</div>
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let's get down to business!</div>
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All growing up I loved babies. </div>
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LOVED</div>
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I'd ask for baby dolls every Christmas</div>
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I always kept my eye out for the most unique and life-like ones.</div>
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The water baby was as good as it got!</div>
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I had to change it's diaper cause it wet itself.</div>
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I got to fill it up with warm water and hold it in my arms.</div>
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It was the best.</div>
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But,</div>
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what I really wanted was my cousin, Jessica's, Cabbage Patch Kid.</div>
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Now, this was no ordinary CPK...</div>
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it was weighted!</div>
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Don't ask me why this was a game changer, </div>
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it just was.</div>
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Then, my siblings started popping out babies.</div>
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The first run, we got two at the same time</div>
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Yes, twins!</div>
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I was in baby heaven.</div>
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After the twins came</div>
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8 more made their grand appearance and I was smitten with each one.</div>
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I was convinced,</div>
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babies were the best thing in the world.</div>
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I jumped on opportunities to </div>
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feed them, </div>
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change them, </div>
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bathe them,</div>
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you name it!</div>
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Once it was time for me to have my own, I knew I had it in the bag.</div>
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13 years under my belt of being a very experienced aunt.</div>
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This was going to be a peace of cake!</div>
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HELLO, KELSIE!</div>
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NO</div>
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YOU ARE WRONG.</div>
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Ok, I'm exaggerating with all those caps.</div>
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But really, it's not the same.</div>
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Not one bit.</div>
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As we know, the beginning was rough.</div>
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"This is what it's<u><i> actually</i></u> like being a mom?"</div>
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Hard Pass</div>
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This was down right dirty business!</div>
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Just two weeks prior to having Cricket, I relished the opportunities to give my niece baths.</div>
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"Well, let's see here. You have dried up milk all over your arms and face and probably smell sour, but I can't tell cause I'm scent immune these days, so I guess I better throw you in the sink, child."</div>
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"Oh, you spit up, and now your outfit (that I could very easily change) is soaking wet? That's too bad, let me help you by sticking a tissue under the soon to be sour milk stain, and call it good."</div>
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I mean, there are plenty more thought scenarios that I could offer you, but we'll just leave those there and move on.</div>
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playing mom my whole life was amazing. </div>
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It was easy.</div>
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It was fun.</div>
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Being a mom on the other hand</div>
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it's really hard sometimes.</div>
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it's dirty</div>
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it's stinky </div>
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(and I'm not referring just to the baby on those last two)</div>
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but, man</div>
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it's rewarding.</div>
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When she wakes up from her nap smiling so big you think your heart might burst.</div>
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When you get her to sleep and she begins to cackle.</div>
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When she's laying on your chest and falls asleep.</div>
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When you're feeding her and she won't take her eyes off of you.</div>
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When she sneezes and you just can't take it cause it's the cutest and smallest sneeze you've ever heard.</div>
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When she tucks her hands up by her face.</div>
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When she's sleeping with her mouth open.</div>
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I can go on, but I'm sure all you mom's know just how long the list can go.</div>
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Being a mom has turned out to be nothing like I would have imagined it to be.</div>
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it has been the best thing to ever happen to me.</div>
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I tell Tim all the time,</div>
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"do you feel like she's ours?"</div>
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I can't fathom sometimes that we have her.</div>
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that she's OURS.</div>
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That we get to keep her for eternity.</div>
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Looking back on my childhood, nothing could have prepared me for the reality of being a mom.</div>
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I look at my mom and sisters and am in awe that they were able to raise the children that they brought into this world.</div>
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Cause it's not easy.</div>
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But it's the absolute best thing in the world.</div>
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That is all.</div>
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I must now go retrieve my blessed child, since she has awoken from her slumber.</div>
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Perfect timing, baby!</div>
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I love you even more now. ;)</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-14871086681711985462015-08-06T10:12:00.001-06:002015-08-06T10:13:26.985-06:00BOOBS *huh!* What are you good for? <div style="text-align: center;">
Here I am again.</div>
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Only this time, I have at least a shirt on.... but still in my underwear.</div>
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It's been 5 days since I've washed my hair</div>
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so let's not talk about the smell or look of it.</div>
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I have bags under my eyes.</div>
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I'm considering if I want to eat a hamburger bun with a slice of Kraft Single's American cheese placed ever so white trashily in the middle,</div>
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for the third day in a row,</div>
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for breakfast.</div>
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Tim is in the shower.</div>
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Cricket is down for her morning nap.</div>
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Just kidding</div>
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I just walked in there</div>
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She's awake.</div>
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But I'm just going to pretend that I didn't see that.</div>
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If she ain't screaming, ya know?</div>
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Ok.</div>
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So let's get down to business</div>
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(did everyone else just finish that sentence with "to defeat the Huns" like I did?)</div>
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BOOBS.</div>
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All of us women got 'em.</div>
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and some men, too.</div>
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But ours are meant to feed babies,</div>
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their's aren't.</div>
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ANYWAY.</div>
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Let's start at the beginning.</div>
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When I was pregnant I was absolutely terrified that I wouldn't be able to breastfeed.</div>
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that being, because of a few dreams I had had.</div>
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I'll share one with you, cause it's the best one.</div>
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*imagine a light hazy, watery transition into dreamland now*</div>
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It's time for me to give birth</div>
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I am quickly taken to the hospital</div>
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In a matter of minutes, I have had my babies.</div>
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Yes</div>
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babies.</div>
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I popped out twins.</div>
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But not just any kind of twins.</div>
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Middle Eastern twin boys.</div>
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Very olive skinned, dark, dark haired boys with uni-brows that looked nothing like Tim or myself.</div>
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(wtf)</div>
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As soon as those boys popped out</div>
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I went back to work.</div>
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Like, no kidding,</div>
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RIGHT AFTER.</div>
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When I show up to work everyone was very nonchalant </div>
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You had twin Middle Easter babies? Cool.</div>
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I think nothing of it.</div>
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I take them back to the La-Z-Boy in the wax room and begin to nurse them.</div>
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Except no milk comes out.</div>
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So, I take them off my boobs,</div>
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set them in their carseats</div>
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and leave them.</div>
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Cause if I didn't have milk for them, then I had better just leave them to die.</div>
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(like I said, W. T. F)</div>
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So.</div>
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I was convinced that I wouldn't be able to breastfeed.</div>
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THEN</div>
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my sister, Haley, and myself were trying to figure out our bra size on the internet.</div>
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Motherhood Maternity. </div>
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HA!</div>
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Haley came back as like a triple Z (that might be a little exaggerated)</div>
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and me?</div>
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I came back as a AA.</div>
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(again, WTF)</div>
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I lost it. I was bawling. How am I supposed to nurse if my boobs aren't even big enough to fill out a bra!?</div>
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(by the way, I'm a D regularly, so I was like seriously pissed and upset)</div>
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(wah-wah-wah)</div>
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Ok. Back story complete.</div>
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Let's jump ahead to when Cricket was born.</div>
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I was adamant on the whole breast feeding thing.</div>
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I WAS GOING TO DO THIS.</div>
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The lactation nurse came in and showed me the ropes.</div>
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I can do this!</div>
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When I got home (ahem, when I got to my parent's house where we stayed for 2 weeks because I was a mental case) I knew I had this. </div>
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Until one night.</div>
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It got really hard.</div>
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She just would not latch!</div>
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(I'm not much of a fighter, I found out, when I am depressed)</div>
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So Tim and I went and got bottles.</div>
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I was done.</div>
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My mom said, "Nope! You need to give it at least 7 weeks before you give up or you'll regret it!"</div>
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So I listened and obeyed.</div>
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Because mother's know best.</div>
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I was valiant! I got the hang of it and learned a lot of patience for that little nugget sucking ever so diligently on my nipple.</div>
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Until, all of a sudden she just wouldn't latch again!</div>
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I was so frustrated.</div>
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Come to find out, she had a tongue tie.</div>
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We got said tongue tie clipped </div>
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and her latch was great again.</div>
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Amazing actually.</div>
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But she just wasn't gaining weight fast enough.</div>
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I felt defeated.</div>
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I did everything in my power to increase my milk supply.</div>
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and I mean EVERYTHING.</div>
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You name it</div>
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I tried it.</div>
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It seemed to get better for a time.</div>
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She started gaining again.</div>
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but gaining.</div>
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She then started having days where she would be awake from 2:00 till 8:00 or 9:00 at night screaming.</div>
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I would feed her on demand.</div>
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I was sure she had colic.</div>
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She had all the signs and symptoms.</div>
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How was I supposed to handle a colicky baby?</div>
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I cannot do this!</div>
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Well, turns out, it wasn't colic.</div>
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She was just STARVING.</div>
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I started supplementing with formula </div>
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and guys,</div>
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she's happy.</div>
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I pump and I supplement.</div>
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and I don't feel like a failure.</div>
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In fact, I feel like a much better mom.</div>
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She is packing on the LB's and I know that I'm taking care of her and giving her what she needs to grow healthy and strong.</div>
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I know that I gave breast feeding my best.</div>
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And I did it for me and Cricket, not for what everyone would think of me if I chose not to breastfeed.</div>
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I think all the dreams and doubt I had about breastfeeding were a window to allow me to see that I possibly wouldn't be able to do so.</div>
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and that I didn't need to feel like a total failure because of it.</div>
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I commend all mother's who can do it and so wish that I still could!</div>
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You are AMAZING!</div>
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and all the mother's that have chosen to use formula</div>
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YOU are amazing!</div>
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We're all doing our best and our best is all we can offer.</div>
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I cannot tell you what a relief it has been to see Cricket getting chubby and plump.</div>
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I have chosen to pump (what I can) and supplement the rest and I feel really good about it.</div>
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I feed my baby and I have not chosen to leave her to die.</div>
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So, I guess you could say I feel really good about that.</div>
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Until next time!</div>
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LATER.</div>
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It's currently 12:27, on Wednesday, July 29th.<br />
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I just got out of the shower and managed to wash my hair- now let's see how long it takes before I put it up in a nasty top knot.</div>
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I'm sitting at the computer in my underwear. But that's not abnormal seeing as how I never have clothes on unless I have to go somewhere.</div>
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I haven't put any makeup AKA mascara (cause that's all I can manage) in, oh, 5 days? Who knows.</div>
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I've officially been a mom for 5 weeks and 3 days.</div>
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So</div>
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let's have a little back story, shall we?</div>
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We shall.</div>
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Tim and I were friends for, oh 4 years before we started dating.</div>
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I had a major crush on him on-and-off during those 4 years.</div>
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He was a MAJOR flirt and I hated it</div>
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(<span style="font-size: x-small;">but secretly loved it</span>)</div>
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I had finally, had enough.</div>
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I gave him the ultimatum.</div>
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Ask me out or knock it off!</div>
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The next day he invited me over and said he'd been thinking a lot about it and wanted to take me out.</div>
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I was TRIUMPHANT!</div>
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What I had always wanted!</div>
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We dated.</div>
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THE. BEST. DATES.</div>
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Seriously, this kid know's how to take a girl out!</div>
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It was magic,</div>
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and</div>
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then</div>
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I broke up with him.</div>
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I was scared and wanted to see what else was out there.</div>
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I dated a few guys, learned my lesson.</div>
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Tim waited. He said he would.</div>
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After my failed attempts to find someone better than Tim, </div>
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I failed</div>
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Miserably.</div>
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Because, honestly, there is no one in the world better than him.</div>
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ANYWHERE.</div>
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Soon after we got back together, we went on a trip to Ireland with my brother and friend.</div>
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Whilst there</div>
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Gazing out into the deep, dark ocean waters</div>
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upon the Cliffs of Moher</div>
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He knelt down on one knee and proposed to me and asked for my hand in marriage.</div>
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COME</div>
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ON.</div>
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Dreamy, right!?</div>
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Not to brag (<span style="font-size: x-small;">but really to brag</span>) he's the BEST.</div>
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It was what every girl wishes for.</div>
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So, then we bought a house.</div>
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We renovated said house.</div>
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(ahem, he renovated the house, I sat on the couch and ate Twinkies)</div>
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It was bliss.</div>
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Well,</div>
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besides the psychotic episodes from my birth control.</div>
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We had been married almost a year when I had a very bad day</div>
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I went to the temple to remove myself from the world for a few hours.</div>
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Whilst there, I was basically yelled at </div>
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"you need to prepare to have a baby."</div>
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Um, no, God. That is definitely not in the plans right now!</div>
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We had plans to travel and enjoy our time just us two.</div>
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I hadn't told Tim, or anyone, about the prompting to prepare to bring a baby into the world for a few weeks, hoping that the feeling would diminish and I could go about my life as I had planned to.</div>
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Every day.</div>
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Every flipping day </div>
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on my way to work</div>
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at the same turn</div>
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I got yelled at again.</div>
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"You need to prepare to have a baby"</div>
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NO.</div>
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NOPE.</div>
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LA LA LA</div>
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Not listening!</div>
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Finally I mustered up the guts to tell Tim.</div>
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That was the hard part.</div>
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Not because I thought he would be disappointed or upset.</div>
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But because saying it out loud made it real.</div>
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I told him I wanted to talk to him about something</div>
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Something important.</div>
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"You want to have a baby?" he said.</div>
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Um, ok, mind reader!</div>
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I told him I didn't really WANT to, but couldn't ignore the prompting any longer and </div>
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if that's what God wanted us to do, we better listen and obey.</div>
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We listened, and we obeyed and by gosh, we got pregnant on the first unofficial attempt.</div>
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We weren't "trying" we were just putting it in God's hands.</div>
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and BAM</div>
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Baby.</div>
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I had a pretty flawless pregnancy. </div>
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Like whoa.</div>
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No severe morning sickness</div>
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Never experienced or dealt with most symptoms of pregnancy besides being tired.</div>
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But that wasn't new, I've always enjoyed my sleep.</div>
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So, my 9 months were up.</div>
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I got induced at 39 weeks for past medical history reasons</div>
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Surrounded by Tim and the most important women in my life</div>
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we welcomed the most beautiful little girl into the world.</div>
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Cricket Wray Sondrup</div>
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6.1oz and 20in long</div>
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When I pushed her out, they put her right on me and I held her while she gazed up at me.</div>
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As I looked back at her, I cried. Sobbed. Did I really just push you out of me!?</div>
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You are perfect.</div>
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But, why don't I feel like your mine? Why don't I love you?</div>
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WHY DO I NOT LOVE YOU?</div>
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All anyone ever told me was you'll never know a love like when you see your child for the first time.</div>
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I thought, maybe I was just exhausted. It had been a very long day.</div>
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I just needed time with just her and myself. </div>
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It just wasn't happening.</div>
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We took her home</div>
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I cared for her and gave her my constant love and attention.</div>
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But I knew something was wrong.</div>
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I went upstairs and barely made it onto my bed before breaking down in the ugliest sob.</div>
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Snot was flowing out, I could barely breath.</div>
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Tim came upstairs and held me as tight as he could.</div>
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I felt completely defeated.</div>
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What had I done?!</div>
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I can't be a mom.</div>
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I can't care for her if I don't love her.</div>
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Why do I feel this way?</div>
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It was that night that Tim and I packed our overnight bags and stayed with my parents</div>
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But rather than 1 night, we stayed for 2 weeks.</div>
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I couldn't bear the thought of going home with this little child.</div>
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I was able to care for her and give her what she needed but I just wasn't feeling that love still.</div>
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I went to my PP visit with my OB and she asked me how I was feeling.</div>
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She had me take a test and I failed.</div>
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The only questions that I looked at and thought, oh heck no! were if I had thoughts of hurting myself or my baby.</div>
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The rest, those were a different story.</div>
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A concerning score is a 10 and I scored a 20.</div>
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She told me I had severe PPD, that I couldn't classify as Baby Blues.</div>
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I got put on Zoloft and within 3 days I noticed a significant difference.</div>
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I looked at Cricket and felt that love that I had craved for so long.</div>
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I could smile at her and have it be sincere.</div>
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She was such a content baby. Just a GEM.</div>
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I finally felt ok to go home.</div>
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I adjusted just fine.</div>
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We've been great!</div>
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I've had my occasional episodes where I just cry because I feel helpless...</div>
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My blog will be my outlet for those feelings.</div>
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Whether good or bad.</div>
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I'm not looking to become a famous "read my story!" blogger.</div>
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I'm just here to help myself by writing my experiences down.</div>
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If you read this whole freaking novel, I hope you enjoyed, or related, or if you think I'm a terrible mother for the thoughts I had, keep it to yourself please.</div>
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Like I said, this is a personal outlet for myself. If someone can relate or is experiencing similarities, I hope we can be respectful and encouraging to one another.</div>
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Thank you.</div>
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All my love, Kelsie.</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-37692583170207209102014-01-17T19:54:00.001-07:002014-01-17T21:34:25.606-07:00HELP<div style="text-align: center;">
So</div>
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I typically don't find myself blogging unless I have an embarrassing or great story to tell.</div>
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And since being married, I don't have near as many opportunities to embarrass myself</div>
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although Tim might say otherwise.</div>
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I'm sitting here on our couch</div>
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Tim and my dad are installing baseboards, stair nose, and toe kicks around our house.</div>
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I'm sitting here on our couch</div>
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Wait, did I already say that?</div>
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This is my life.</div>
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SERIOUSLY.</div>
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I know Tim dreams that I'd pick up a hobby</div>
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Yeah, right.</div>
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I read.</div>
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then I get bored and have to do something else.</div>
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That's my problem</div>
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I can't stay with the same thing and finish it.</div>
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No, no.</div>
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I get so annoyed with what I'm doing </div>
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then I can't find anything else to do</div>
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so</div>
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I go bug Tim.</div>
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Pretty sure it's the only thing that I get great pleasure out of doing..</div>
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Poor guy.</div>
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He endures it so well</div>
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for the most part anyway.</div>
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you know how HuluPlus and Netflix are supposed to be these great things that fill up time?</div>
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NO</div>
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They suck! </div>
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Like, how can you just sit and watch?</div>
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I go crazy!</div>
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Anyway</div>
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what it comes down to</div>
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I NEED A HOBBY.</div>
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Please</div>
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Give me some ideas</div>
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Tell me your favorite indoor activities</div>
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What you fill your time with</div>
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What you wish you could fill your time with<br />
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Many thanks in advance.</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-67488867053578829602013-11-19T15:02:00.002-07:002013-11-19T15:02:33.237-07:00Dave<div style="text-align: center;">
Today as I was walking out of the Apple Store at Station Park</div>
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We excused one another</div>
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and then we found ourselves walking together.</div>
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I looked over at him, noticing that we were keeping at each others pace,</div>
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The tubes made their way to a backpack on his back.</div>
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"I hate winter" he said.</div>
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because neither of us had a coat or umbrella.</div>
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But that I was at least thankful that it was mild weather and that it was raining rather than snowing.</div>
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He stopped and looked at me.</div>
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He told me that he was impressed that I could be so optimistic when we were both cold and wet.</div>
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" I really love that in a person, you know?" he said, "Someone that can look past all the cruddy things to see something good." </div>
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I told him I'm not always the best at being positive in a negative situation, but that sometimes, most times, it's always the better option. </div>
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Because no one likes to be in depressing position.</div>
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He told me, "whenever anyone asks me how I'm doing, do you know what I say"</div>
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"What do you say?' I asked.</div>
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" I tell them that I'm either exceptionally well, or outstanding."</div>
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As we both reached our cars, which happened to be parked by one another, I asked him is name.</div>
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"Dave" he said.</div>
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"Dave, I'm Kelsie, I'm so happy I ran into you today."</div>
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this man, whatever it may be, is facing some kind of trial with his health.</div>
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He chooses to look on the bright side and be positive rather than negative.</div>
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That was such a wonderful thing for me to witness.</div>
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I'm so grateful that I had the opportunity to bump into Dave.</div>
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I'm making myself a goal to do the same.</div>
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A lot can be taught from strangers.</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-7435875115956263142013-10-11T11:52:00.000-06:002013-10-11T11:52:03.317-06:00lahahahahaugh.<div style="text-align: center;">
I was taught at a young age that laughter is the best medicine.</div>
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TRUE.</div>
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Side note- as I type the word, 'laugh', I realize what an odd word it is. Seriously.</div>
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Some may consider it a problem, maybe.</div>
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Another side note- I'm listening to the radio at work right now</div>
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those stupid commercials that put their own lyrics to popular songs?</div>
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hate it.</div>
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it seems like every night I find myself in some type of laughing fit over the DUMBEST stuff ever.</div>
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i.e. Tim and I were unloading our dishwasher</div>
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I had the bottom end</div>
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and I'm shorter</div>
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therefore should have had the top end I guess</div>
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cause I had to put my end down first.</div>
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My arm width couldn't handle the task.</div>
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So I collapsed to the ground unable to hold the box.</div>
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I then began to imagine what I had looked like when it happened.</div>
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The image replayed over and over in my head and I lost it.</div>
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I laughed at the very moment I fell.</div>
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I laughed as I walked to the car.</div>
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I laughed when I got into the car.</div>
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I laughed in the car.</div>
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I laughed the whole way home.</div>
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Tim sat silent.</div>
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I think he only expects these laughing spells now.</div>
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Typing this I started laughing again.</div>
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I got it from my Grandpa and my dad.</div>
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My grandpa was known for his contagious laugh</div>
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He would sit there in his La-Z Boy just chucklin.</div>
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his whole body would move to his laugh.</div>
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My dad, the same.</div>
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Me, the same.</div>
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Being that I laugh so much, I somehow manage to laugh and speak at the same time.</div>
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I guess this isn't a normal thing.</div>
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I get made fun of for this constantly.</div>
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But I don't understand how you can stop laughing to make a statement.</div>
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How do you do it?</div>
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Even when I'm down,</div>
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the smallest thing can bring me right back.</div>
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So, let this be a lesson to you all.</div>
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Laugh more.</div>
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Because it's probably the best thing ever created.</div>
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End of post</div>
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Sorry, no humiliating life stories to share this time. ;)</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-58235508158019921112013-09-16T16:35:00.000-06:002013-09-16T16:35:31.156-06:00Mauwage. (and a little note for TMY)<br />
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Hey,</div>
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so, I got married Thursday.</div>
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I married a really great guy.</div>
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Tim.</div>
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Now</div>
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majority of you who read this know our story</div>
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or experienced (somewhat) along with us. ;)</div>
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But</div>
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some don't</div>
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so</div>
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I'm going to tell it to you</div>
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cause it's good.</div>
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Beginning:</div>
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There I was, </div>
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sitting in the gym</div>
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attending my first "singles ward activity"</div>
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it was a Halloween party.</div>
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I was carving a pumpkin with my bestie, Rae.</div>
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when all of a sudden</div>
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in walks this guy.</div>
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I remember it like it was yesterday.</div>
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I guess you could say it was love at first sight for me.</div>
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He came strolling in</div>
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casually</div>
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talking to everyone around.</div>
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I wanted him to talk to me.</div>
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We were getting ready to leave</div>
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so, I invited him</div>
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and a few others</div>
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over to Rachel's house to hang out.</div>
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When he arrived, I made sure he would sit by me.</div>
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I casually pulled out my MacBook Pro (because I thought I was cool)</div>
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he inquired about it</div>
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we found out that we both loved Mac's.</div>
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HELLO.</div>
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this was perfect.</div>
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We became instant friends.</div>
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I had a HUGE crush on this kid.</div>
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He teased me constantly.</div>
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One time he text me and told me he was at my work place</div>
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which he wasn't.</div>
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I'm still upset that he tricked me.</div>
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My heart about burst when he told me he was there</div>
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tsk. tsk.</div>
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He was the <b>BIGGEST</b> flirt ever. </div>
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ask any of the girls we hung out with.</div>
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I couldn't handle it.</div>
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I remember watching a movie with all of our friends.</div>
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He and I were sitting by each other.</div>
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I asked if I could lay my head on his shoulder</div>
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Pretty sure that weirded him out (or did it? :P)</div>
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too close</div>
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just friends.</div>
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I wanted more.</div>
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he liked being a bachelor.</div>
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lame.</div>
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he should've liked ME.</div>
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Long story short </div>
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(cause there are just WAY too many stories and highlights to fit into one blog post)</div>
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I had had enough.</div>
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I was going to date this guy.</div>
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I told him to ask me out or to stop flirting with me.</div>
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The next day he called me up and asked me out on a date.</div>
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We went to Settebello in SLC.</div>
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On the way there, the GPS decided to take us to the airport</div>
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and we got lost there.</div>
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we got caught in a restricted type area</div>
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I was sure we were going to get arrested for trespassing or something.</div>
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We got out</div>
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after many tears from laughter</div>
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we had a perfect first date</div>
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and second</div>
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and a third</div>
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and a forth...</div>
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and...</div>
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I broke up with him.</div>
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-WHAT THE HECK, KELSIE.</div>
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You've finally got the guy of your dreams</div>
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he wants YOU-</div>
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I left.</div>
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I was scared.</div>
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I dated a few other guys but could never get Tim out of my head.</div>
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We started hanging out just as friends </div>
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it was so nice to be around him again.</div>
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He asked me if he could take me on a date.</div>
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I was resistant, but I said yes.</div>
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It happened all over again, but this time we ended up getting engaged.</div>
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in Ireland no less.</div>
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Yeah, he's a keeper. ;)</div>
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I can't begin to tell you how much this kid means to me.</div>
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He has put up with SO much.</div>
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I've put him through the ringer and he's still stuck by my side through it all.</div>
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That's commitment and love right there.</div>
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the best kind.</div>
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He's the best </div>
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kindest</div>
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thoughtful</div>
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loving</div>
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funny</div>
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smart aleck (in the best way)</div>
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tender-hearted</div>
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sweet</div>
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hard working</div>
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the list goes on</div>
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guy.</div>
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The guy I had a major crush on for nearly 3 years is now my husband.</div>
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HUSBAND!</div>
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I still can't wrap my head around it.</div>
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Thanks for loving me through my temper tantrums, </div>
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stubbornness, </div>
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sarcasm, </div>
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whining,</div>
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bluntness, </div>
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snorting,</div>
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the impossibility of me telling a story in less than 15 minutes, even if it's about a trip to buy bread,</div>
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burping,</div>
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messy car/room, </div>
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and my mushy gooshy love for you, Tim.</div>
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Here's to Eternity, cause you're stuck with me! ;)</div>
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I love you.</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-11055286768004978832013-08-02T16:52:00.001-06:002013-08-02T16:52:57.062-06:00BIRTH CONTROL... Supposedly.<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"> ruining my life.</span></div>
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I've been on it for 2 weeks and I've turned into a female Lucifer.</div>
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How, you ask?</div>
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Oh, I will tell you</div>
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don't fret.</div>
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1. Supposedly I walk around looking like I want to kill everyone.</div>
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2. Supposedly I'm not "me".</div>
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3. Supposedly I'm "lashing out irrationally" (respect the Santa Clause quote).</div>
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4. I'm getting horribly bothered by the most minute things.</div>
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5. I look like a chubby bunny which puts me in an even worse mood (there goes fitting in my wedding dress).</div>
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Then.</div>
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I always feel like I'm doing everything wrong.</div>
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I'm never good enough.</div>
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I want to go straight home from work and sleep.</div>
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I don't want to talk to anyone. EVER.</div>
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I haven't text my fiancee back in over 24 hours. (oops) (but not oops, cause Lucifer doesn't care).</div>
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Thing is.</div>
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I had a kidney transplant as most might know.</div>
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Some might say, AWESOME!</div>
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Which, in reality, it really is.</div>
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But it comes with a lifetime of continued... stuff.</div>
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Such as.</div>
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I'm ordered to be on birth control by my doc's.</div>
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I don't have a choice.</div>
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Cause</div>
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unfortunately</div>
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my medications that keep my kidney alive and well</div>
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will cause my children to have major birth defects.</div>
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Therefore</div>
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only planned pregnancies for me.</div>
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AND.</div>
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When I decide to get pregnant</div>
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They'll have to change my meds.</div>
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and</div>
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I'll be put back on steroids (the legal kind)</div>
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So, while I'm getting fat, I'll be getting fatter.</div>
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It's great.</div>
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I'm done. If you hear of any criminal activity in the Layton area, it's probably me.</div>
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Don't mind.</div>
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That's that.</div>
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-Klawssy</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-892800367704125152013-07-16T13:59:00.000-06:002013-07-16T13:59:33.707-06:00CONSUMER<div style="text-align: center;">
Hi, guys.</div>
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I'm here to talk about something serious.</div>
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I'm not proud of this.</div>
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It's shameful.</div>
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It's sad.</div>
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It's horrible.</div>
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I've been labeled.</div>
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A consumer of what you ask?</div>
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Steroids? </div>
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Alcohol? </div>
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Puppies?</div>
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Oh, heavens no.</div>
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Food. </div>
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Food is the culprit.</div>
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Now, now.</div>
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I know, I know.</div>
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Everyone eats.</div>
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You have to in order to survive.</div>
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But, you guys.</div>
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I inhale food.</div>
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I don't graze...</div>
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Take my time..</div>
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Enjoy.</div>
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I just shove it in.</div>
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Today I went to the grocery store to buy some Spaghetti-O's (I'm a 4-year-old, don't worry 'bout it) and decided I would try and take back first place (Haley & Lori) for the Greatest Aunt Award by buying some Swiss Rolls for the kids. Cause who doesn't love freakin' Swiss Rolls, right? </div>
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<b>NO ONE.</b></div>
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I decided I'd open the box.</div>
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just to see them.</div>
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Make sure they looked okay to eat.</div>
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Then, my hand just fell into the box. </div>
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I didn't realize what my hand was doing before it was too late and my mouth was covered in chocolate and lardy cream.</div>
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As I drove home with shame in my heart</div>
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I thought:</div>
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I didn't buy these for the kids, I subconsciously bought them for myself.</div>
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That's not okay.</div>
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NOT OKAY.</div>
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But, do you think that stopped me? </div>
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Of course not.</div>
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When I got home, I tried to pawn off the rest of them to the kids,</div>
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but we all know I didn't.</div>
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I made them split a package and I hid the rest so no one would find them.</div>
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Not cause I think they would think less of me. </div>
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No.</div>
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Because I didn't want anyone else to find them and eat them.</div>
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Then I proceeded to pull one more package out cause it felt like a good idea at the time.</div>
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I ate another duo.</div>
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WTH</div>
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If that doesn't make me feel morbidly obese, I don't know what would.</div>
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I feel so ashamed.</div>
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Now, back to the beginning of this post where I mentioned that I've been labeled a consumer.</div>
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Several times in the past month, I've been called this by a couple different people.</div>
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I'm always the first one to finish the meal, and when I say first, I mean, by the time everyone else is finishing putting food on their plate, mine is gone, into a black hole of despair, which I like to call my stomach.</div>
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With my wedding coming up, and a dress that barely fit to begin with riding on my mind, I'm getting into gear.</div>
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Having it down in words for everyone to see is much more real than spoken words.</div>
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Send positive vibes this way, please! Gotta get a move on.</div>
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Less than 2 months!</div>
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I was tagged by my favorite fellow ginger, <a href="http://kayliemariehooser.blogspot.com/2013/06/six-things.html">Kaylie</a>. And since I don't know how to tell anything in a nutshell, I'll be splitting up my 6 things into 6 different posts.</div>
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Q. What is the funniest/most embarrassing thing that happened this week?</div>
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Oh,</div>
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where do I start?</div>
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My life is a joke.</div>
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OK, so everybody poops, right?</div>
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Right.</div>
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(<span style="font-size: x-small;">except for those few girls that don't, cause that would be so gross if they did)</span></div>
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Well.</div>
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Sometimes your body just doesn't want to poop. Like, for a couple of days, or in my case, a week.</div>
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And we all know what that means.</div>
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CONSTIPATION.</div>
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Now, if you don't like stories about poop, or the word poop, then don't continue on any further. </div>
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Just stop</div>
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I won't be offended.</div>
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if you want a good poop story</div>
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then keep on.</div>
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I hadn't even realized that I hadn't gone poop until one day, it just, you know, hit.</div>
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It was painful.</div>
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I had to think back to when the last time I went was, and came to the conclusion that it had been far too long</div>
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a week.</div>
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A FREAKIN' WEEK</div>
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not ok.</div>
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As I contemplated whether I should just bear it and keep myself from experiencing the pain of a weeks worth of food, or to evacuate and and suffer the pain and damage..</div>
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Either way</div>
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it was going to be bad.</div>
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And boy was I right.</div>
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I decided to just go for it.</div>
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It was not pleasant...</div>
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After probably a solid 20 minutes, I text my mom telling her I needed to bring in the big guns.</div>
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An enema</div>
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DUN</div>
DUN<br />
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The converstion went as follows:</div>
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K- "Mother."</div>
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M- "Daughter."</div>
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K- "Will you please go the the store and get me a laxative thingy? The sooner the better please."</div>
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M- "lol who's hacking your phone?"</div>
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K- "I'm dead serious, I swear on my kidney."</div>
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The moment I swore in my kidney, she knew this was no joke. </div>
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This was serious.</div>
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so</div>
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very</div>
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serious.</div>
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She told me she and my dad were running to J&J and that they'd be back soon.</div>
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I waited.</div>
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and then waited some more.</div>
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I asked where she was.</div>
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M-"Oh, we just need to run to Home Depot real quick, be home soon."</div>
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No.</div>
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That's just not OK, mother.</div>
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M- "Call Tim, he'll go get you one."</div>
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UMMM NO THANK YOU , MOM.</div>
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How embarassing.</div>
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Hey, honey. Um, I've been sitting here on the toilet for over an hour now and really need an enema because I have an eggplant sized waste in me that won't come out.</div>
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(<span style="font-size: x-small;">although I had no doubts that he would have done it for me willingly. But I wasn't ready for him to have to experience this till AFTER we're married.</span>)</div>
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So, there I sat.</div>
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Waiting.</div>
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In withering pain.</div>
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FINALLY</div>
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what felt like 5 hours</div>
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My mom is home.</div>
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I had to give myself an enema.</div>
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I know</div>
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so horribly awfuly grossly icky</div>
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But you know, it just had to happen.</div>
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As I waited for it to work</div>
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It didn't.</div>
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I ran out to my mom and told her she needed to take me to the Emergency Room.</div>
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I was dying.</div>
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I was going to have more damage than necessary if I took care of this on my own.</div>
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She told me I was crazy and told me to go drink a cup of Miralax.</div>
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So I did.</div>
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and waited some more.</div>
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Nothing.</div>
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So she brought me 3 laxatives</div>
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THREE</div>
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Then we decided to try one of those glycerin rockets.</div>
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy</div>
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I was sure I was going to die that night.</div>
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My life as I knew it was going to end because I couldn't poop.</div>
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What a sad, miserable, humiliating way to pass on.</div>
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I fell asleep hoping I'd wake up in the morning and it'd all be a dream.</div>
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I did wake up in the morning. </div>
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at 5:00 am</div>
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erupted.</div>
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Thanks, bowels.</div>
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Next post will be one of the following. If you have any requests of what you'd like to hear/read about more, lemme know. K?</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-15583070824941504892013-06-17T13:57:00.000-06:002013-06-17T14:22:18.405-06:00Guess who's back, back again? Kelsie's back, tell a friend... or, you know, you don't have to. It's cool.<div style="text-align: center;">
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Iiiiiiit's been a minute. I've been MIA from the blogging world for a few years now and have decided to resurface. Why you ask? After all this time away, why come back?</div>
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I've had QUITE a lot happen in the past few years that most of you probably know about, and then others probably don't. </div>
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*woohoo we're so excited that Kelsie is writing again cause she's sooo funny and clever*</div>
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Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-37533137242050467842011-01-26T00:27:00.006-07:002011-01-26T01:06:20.523-07:00Wait... Did that just happen? Like... F'real?<div style="text-align: center;">
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;">Guys.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">So basically. I went on a date tonight.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He came and picked me up, opened the doors for me... True gentleman.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I told him to surprise me for dinner.</div><div style="text-align: center;">We went to Marie Calendars.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yeeeeup. There were loads of old folks there, having their pie and eating it too.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
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<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">We ate... had good conversation... </div><div style="text-align: center;">Went back to his place for a movie. E.T. to be exact. Yeeup, I know how to pick 'em!</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I had to pee.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I scurried into the restroom, lifted up the seat, and BAM! There's poop in there!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Lot's and lot's of poop! And soggy toilet paper! Uhhhh.</div><div style="text-align: center;">What do you do in this situation. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Simple.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You flush.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I </div><div style="text-align: center;">flushed.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I</div><div style="text-align: center;">clogged.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I slammed the toilet seat and ran out yelling, "Your toilet is full of poop and is overflowing!!"</div><div style="text-align: center;">He ran in, closed the door, led me upstairs, showed me to the other bathroom (awfully dirty).</div><div style="text-align: center;">I pee'd.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">We started the movie, guys. It was going good, you know.. Holding hands *yay*.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He starts to stroke my chin.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Es'cuse me?!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Are you retarded? Who does that?</div><div style="text-align: center;">I brushed said stroke, off.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He does it again! </div><div style="text-align: center;">Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> F'real? I look at him confused and he has is mouth open coming at me!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.</div><div style="text-align: center;">No.</div><div style="text-align: center;">No. No. No. No. No.</div><div style="text-align: center;">That's exactly what I told him.</div><div style="text-align: center;">No.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Then put my finger on his mouth and said, you guessed it, NO.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">At this time I'm just begging for the movie to end.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It just keeeeeps on going.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Finally.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's over.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Me-"Every party has a pooper and that pooper is me! Can you take me home? I have an early morning."</div><div style="text-align: center;">Him-"Yeah, for sure. Not a problem."</div><div style="text-align: center;">Get into the car.... Drive home.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Get out, walks me to the door. Give him a "friend" hug and say goodnight.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He said he'll text me tomorrow cause he'd love to go out with me again.</div><div style="text-align: center;">-Dude, I wasn't playing "hard to get" by not kissing you.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm just not interested.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You're a great kid, don't get me wrong.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not trying to be rude.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Jusssst.... Not interested. -</div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh, another great part.</div><div style="text-align: center;">During our date, he told me that his biggest pet peeve was when people talk about their past relationships on dates.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Guess what we talked about on our date.</div><div style="text-align: center;">DING DING DING.</div><div style="text-align: center;">His past relationships.</div><div style="text-align: center;">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;">-One time when he was dating the head cheerleader, he was making out with her. She wasn't Mormon. (He obviously had to make that clear)</div><div style="text-align: center;">She started taking his shirt off and he liked it.</div><div style="text-align: center;">She asked him what his necklace was (a big gold chain with a large pendant) and he replied, "That's my promise to go on a mission. Give me my shirt!"</div><div style="text-align: center;">Woooow.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Sweet peas, dude.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
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<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">If you couldn't tell, I had a great time.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Hopefully I didn't' sounds like too much of a snobb. :/ hehe.</div><div style="text-align: center;">On to the next one!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><meta charset="utf-8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TT_SjWNdIXI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/Q25Mos6A9E8/s400/Photo%2Bon%2B2011-01-26%2Bat%2B00.51%2B%25232.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566399169152491890" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">
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<br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-50100954596562615682011-01-14T17:10:00.004-07:002011-01-14T17:37:48.578-07:00It's been a minute...<div style="text-align: center;">So basically, I haven't blogged since sometime in July, what's up with that?</div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Terrible. Forgive me?</div><div style="text-align: center;">I mean not that I have a ton of blog readers, but, whatev.</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">So.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Where to begin.</div><div style="text-align: center;">A lot has happened since my last post, but I don't know exactly what that stuff is. But I promise it happened!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Haley and Brandon got hitched.</div><div style="text-align: center;">They have a baby, Azriela. 1-3-11</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TTDrtLr3sdI/AAAAAAAAA7o/BUflEr2OLbU/s400/Azriela.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Steph and Dan have a baby, Rizdon. 10-29-10</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TTDrMvrrF2I/AAAAAAAAA7Y/3WMIoSk6MY8/s400/Rizden.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I have a puppy, Chester.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TTDrM_0c4NI/AAAAAAAAA7g/fc55Eqp5cjo/s400/Chester.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm moving to Texas, February.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Wait... Whaaaa?</div><div style="text-align: center;">That's right! TEXASS!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm ready for a new adventure, and I'm sure I'll get just that!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Meh.</div><div style="text-align: center;">No more stories are coming to the noggin.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I just ate a cookie. </div><div style="text-align: center;">It was scrumptious.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Random.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Till next time! (which is hopefully sooner than later) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-27490966570278790602010-07-14T19:01:00.003-06:002010-07-14T19:31:46.302-06:00What's cookin' good lookin'?!<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">So, I've been missing from the blogging world as of late.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Probably because I found a life under a big rock.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not that I had a huge brew of attentive blog readers, but... Meh, a girl can wish.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So, what's been going on with Klawssy lately? Let's take a gander.</div><div style="text-align: center;">First off, I got me an iPhone 4:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TD5kmDbBehI/AAAAAAAAA6w/6J1HobJQvMg/s400/Photo+on+2010-07-14+at+19.14+%233.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493939200355039762" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">It's the Apple of my eye. Haha, I made a funny.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Second of all, I've been quite the traveler. Or, will be I guess.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You see, I've gone to two ward retreats, Dallas, I'll be flying to Denver tomorrow the meet Steph, then driving home to Layton from Denver, then 5 days from then I will be flying to NY, connect to NC, drive to SC, drive back to NC, fly in to NYC, stay there for a day, then fly back to Utah. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I feel like I should add another trip on top of these, just for kicks and giggles.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I've been playing with my friends a whole lot.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Check out our blog<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><a href="http://theegirls.tumblr.com/"> </a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><a href="http://theegirls.tumblr.com/">here</a>. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">We're good times for sure.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">I go to bed around 3 every morning, and wake up around 11 in the afternoon.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">Probably not a good idea.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">I have a Releif Society retreat this Friday.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">I don't wanna go.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">I still really want a Unicorn.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">Haley is engaged to Brandon.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">Mrs. Thompson. Awe, tender moment.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">Haley is having a baby with Brandon.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Baby Thompson. Awe, precious moment.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I start school again this Fall.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yay.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Wildcats.... Woooooot.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I've started wearing shorts this summer for the first time in.... 20 years.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Instead of a tan, I'm getting loads of freckles.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Super.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I have to go lay flagstone in my backyard now.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It'll be super times fur sure.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Don't I know it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Farewell blogging world.... Till next time.</div><div style="text-align: center;">B'bye now!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-5815482938853398882010-06-19T01:33:00.003-06:002010-06-19T01:41:01.645-06:00Soo-uhhhh...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TBxz0b-bT9I/AAAAAAAAA6E/79KY2PcBfB0/s1600/unicorns-rainbow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 367px; height: 391px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/TBxz0b-bT9I/AAAAAAAAA6E/79KY2PcBfB0/s400/unicorns-rainbow.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484385790930407378" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know if you knew this but, I have a slight obsession with Unicorns.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Most people in my life are fully aware of my love for these fairytale creatures.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I just want one as a pet really bad.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm going to create a world full of Unicorns, rainbows (with a pots of sparkly gold at the end), and green, green pastures for galavanting in.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You're all invited to come live there with me. It'd be good times for certain.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm off to bed now. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Off to dream about... Unicorns... And other mystical creatures I'm sure.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Don't judge me. Don't you dare judge me.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-68206681704496127922010-05-04T19:02:00.004-06:002010-05-04T19:14:11.975-06:00The Bieber<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S-DFsSsELvI/AAAAAAAAA58/S9xewLrHrJs/s1600/bieber.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 294px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S-DFsSsELvI/AAAAAAAAA58/S9xewLrHrJs/s400/bieber.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467587312349359858" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">AKA Justin Bieber. </div><div style="text-align: center;">My underaged Boyfriend.</div><div style="text-align: center;">This kid... he's my favorite.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I've been following this YouTube sensation from the beginning.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Back when he was singing Justin Timberlake..... Ahhhhhh yeah!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Behold:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KJWZSEkCrAM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KJWZSEkCrAM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;">Now I know there are a lot of Bieber-Haters out there, but I don't care about those people.</div><div style="text-align: center;">This kid has talent... you're all just jealous.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And he's cute.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And he's friends with Usher.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And Ludacris.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And probably Oprah too.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Is that ironic to anyone else?</div><div style="text-align: center;">P.S. Don't worry, because I have his CD and I listen to it everyday.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I know all the words to most of his songs.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm not afraid to admit it.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I love JB.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Deal. :D</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-11066149120001596932010-03-22T01:03:00.006-06:002010-03-22T01:30:44.365-06:00Scars<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="0" bordercolor="blue" background="../fppictures/footprints_sunrise_bg.jpg" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', arial; color: rgb(0, 255, 255); "><tbody><tr><td align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">Footprints in the Sand</span></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"> </span></span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"> </span></span></td></tr><tr><td height="28" valign="bottom" style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"> O<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ne night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> other times there were one set of footprints.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> This bothered me because I noticed</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> that during the low periods of my life,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> when I was suffering from</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> anguish, sorrow or defeat,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> I could see only one set of footprints.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> So I said to the Lord,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> "You promised me Lord,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> that if I followed you,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> you would walk with me always.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> But I have noticed that during</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> the most trying periods of my life</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> there have only been one</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> set of footprints in the sand.</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Why, when I needed you most,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> you have not been there for me?"</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> The Lord replied,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> "The times when you have</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> seen only one set of footprints in the sand,</span></span></span></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align: center;font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> is when I carried you."</span></span></span></td></tr></tbody></table></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXFJr5gAI/AAAAAAAAA5c/B--ONWWKVIU/s400/IMG_2295.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351251222102018" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXOUdeSAI/AAAAAAAAA50/KjFBUz9tLms/s1600-h/IMG_2274.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXOUdeSAI/AAAAAAAAA50/KjFBUz9tLms/s400/IMG_2274.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351408733210626" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Kidney transplant '04</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXOblO7DI/AAAAAAAAA5s/IY9PhMHArTY/s1600-h/IMG_2278.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXOblO7DI/AAAAAAAAA5s/IY9PhMHArTY/s400/IMG_2278.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351410644806706" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Catheter for Dialysis. First one got infected, replaced with a second one right next to it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXExUF5cI/AAAAAAAAA5U/_GHGcejRlF0/s1600-h/IMG_2301.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXExUF5cI/AAAAAAAAA5U/_GHGcejRlF0/s400/IMG_2301.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351244679800258" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXEk-ySmI/AAAAAAAAA5M/lI8sPLCziWE/s1600-h/IMG_2306.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXEk-ySmI/AAAAAAAAA5M/lI8sPLCziWE/s400/IMG_2306.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351241369209442" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Three stitches when I was three years old. Running with a razor blade</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXEWLZFWI/AAAAAAAAA5E/aWjgC8F8kUw/s1600-h/IMG_2302.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXEWLZFWI/AAAAAAAAA5E/aWjgC8F8kUw/s400/IMG_2302.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351237395551586" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXFeyLWII/AAAAAAAAA5k/mO5q-0R0UN4/s1600-h/IMG_2279.JPG"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6cXFeyLWII/AAAAAAAAA5k/mO5q-0R0UN4/s400/IMG_2279.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451351256885581954" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Temporary catheter</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sometimes I get sick of being sick. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I ask myself "why me?".</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate that I have to take medicine every day, morning and night. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I am never happy to get my blood drawn once a month for the rest of my life.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Why not me?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">We were sent here to face trials.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Trials make us stronger.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Physically and Spiritually.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">God is good. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Prayer is good.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Scripture is good.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Family is good.</div><div style="text-align: center;">My life..... is good.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-84063908850418163612010-03-19T13:19:00.005-06:002010-03-19T13:33:05.357-06:00Spring Break!<div style="text-align: center;">Oh man, Spring Break was just wonderful.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Relaxation and fun!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Me, Haley, Haley's kids, Cheree, Kaylie and Marissa went up to Wolf Creek to stay at my parent's condo.</div><div style="text-align: center;">We ate lot's of food, went hot tubbing, watched movies, went to see the Monk's at the Monastery and even stood on the frozen lake!</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPHBT9m7I/AAAAAAAAA4M/T_w9HMSpOBE/s400/IMG_2056.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427693566630834" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Me and Marishk AKA Marissa AKA BFF</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPHdlFIEI/AAAAAAAAA4U/6nsfdhkXaa4/s400/IMG_2057.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427701154619458" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gingersnap! and I :D</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPH-5mu8I/AAAAAAAAA4c/ObuQRj-ai54/s400/IMG_2058.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427710099078082" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">Chereeree, Gingersnap, Doodle.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">(Cheree's face..... Ha! I can't get over it!)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPGlMa5bI/AAAAAAAAA4E/KRTBiuyA4VE/s400/IMG_2055.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427686018803122" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">Standing on Pineview.... Ahhhh yeah!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPIDd0vcI/AAAAAAAAA4k/Wr1uABKixII/s400/IMG_2064.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427711324732866" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">Marishk sleeping through Zac Efron's hotness. Tisk, tisk!</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPXjA44GI/AAAAAAAAA4s/1qiktxECC1w/s400/IMG_2069.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427977491341410" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px; " /></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">I just love this girl.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPYEQKQBI/AAAAAAAAA40/FbmEaObo6mc/s400/Photo+on+2010-03-18+at+21.55+%233.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427986413764626" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">Awe, for cute!</span></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S6PPYh_guYI/AAAAAAAAA48/uA7UoK7jXPs/s400/Photo+on+2010-03-18+at+21.55+%232.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450427994396998018" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">"Richard, what's happening?!"</span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">P.S. We made a little video, check it out <a href="http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150159405205374"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;">here</span></a></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></span></span></span></span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-61837783675637452792010-03-13T23:52:00.008-07:002010-03-16T17:32:21.272-06:00Grizzlies and Denny's!<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I went to a the Utah Grizzlies game last night with my friends. Ummm, so fun!</span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:";color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I even saw a legit fight!</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:";color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yJLWsFVQI/AAAAAAAAA3s/4xj2sQk-3ZQ/s400/IMG_1884.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448380477373502722" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:";color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Afterwards we all went to Denny's and had way to much fun!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:";color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Conversations went as follows:</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center;mso-outline-level:3"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">1. Tim to Waitress: "Have you had any of these?" (Points to section on menu...)</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Waitress to Tim: "Yes, we have ALL of those." (With a tone...)</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Tim to Waitress: No, have you tried them... (Kelsie busts out laughing!)</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(</span></span><span style="font-family:";color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Ok, you seriously had to be there, it was funny, I'm telling you!</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">)</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">2. Tim: "Oh, and can we have some freakin' ketchup for the tenth time?!"</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">3. Waiter: "Can I just bring you a pitcher of hot chocolate for you guys? That way I won't have to come around and keep refilling your cups..."</span></span><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">4. Kelsie to Tim: What would you do if I threw this hot chocolate in your face?"</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Tim to Kelsie: "Hug you and jump up and down and dance!"</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Kelsie to Tim: "Would you do an Irish Jig? I can just image you dancing and jumping with hot chocolate running down your face...!"</span></span><span style="font-family:";color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I swear other people talked besides Tim and I... I just didn't hear their funny comments. :)</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIFVlewBI/AAAAAAAAA2M/tnhmv50rrYc/s1600-h/24012_514236605592_203100712_30502176_7280174_n.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIFVlewBI/AAAAAAAAA2M/tnhmv50rrYc/s400/24012_514236605592_203100712_30502176_7280174_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448379274486530066" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Cheree, me and Jordan :)</span></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIE6XLRsI/AAAAAAAAA2E/RFjwHq6AEUI/s1600-h/24012_514236580642_203100712_30502171_7420516_n.jpg"></a></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIE6XLRsI/AAAAAAAAA2E/RFjwHq6AEUI/s400/24012_514236580642_203100712_30502171_7420516_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448379267178776258" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></span></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Me and my dear Cheree! </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIGD1jQuI/AAAAAAAAA2k/eKuLMx3pdlY/s400/26523_362316936652_715106652_4169400_7724418_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448379286901965538" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Again.. Cheree and I. You just gotta love this girl!</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yJKax5KtI/AAAAAAAAA3c/sV3m5jO8LtY/s400/IMG_1895.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448380461291743954" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In the words of Cheree: "Mr</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Mullet Beer Sweaty Hat, the 17595-th</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yJJ4gQTtI/AAAAAAAAA3U/VB1T_BZcJSw/s1600-h/IMG_1896.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yJJ4gQTtI/AAAAAAAAA3U/VB1T_BZcJSw/s400/IMG_1896.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448380452090957522" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">First jalapeno ever. Tim was kind enough to let me take one from his Texican burger. It was hot people.... really hot. But ooooh so juicy for such a little thing!</span><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIF3wxmMI/AAAAAAAAA2c/e5NMNnujybY/s1600-h/24389_357959764855_639314855_3657664_2078695_n.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIF3wxmMI/AAAAAAAAA2c/e5NMNnujybY/s400/24389_357959764855_639314855_3657664_2078695_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448379283660708034" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Me and my girls! Cheree and Kaylie!</span><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIFsjv2II/AAAAAAAAA2U/OgllrdRPj1Q/s1600-h/24389_357870884855_639314855_3657240_1298632_n.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5yIFsjv2II/AAAAAAAAA2U/OgllrdRPj1Q/s400/24389_357870884855_639314855_3657240_1298632_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448379280653277314" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Whipped cream-stach. Yum! And I look like a little devil in this picture, "I'm going to get you!" No big deal.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">P.s. Thank Kaylie, Tim and Cheree. I stole most of these pictures from you guys :)</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div> <!--EndFragment-->Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-90516931351272451272010-03-06T17:32:00.002-07:002010-03-06T17:52:43.728-07:00Scary things, scare me.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5L40IAykLI/AAAAAAAAA0s/Z5mf9kQdupk/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-03-06+at+17.51.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S5L40IAykLI/AAAAAAAAA0s/Z5mf9kQdupk/s400/Photo+on+2010-03-06+at+17.51.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445688473832034482" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I get scared.... a lot.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The simplest things scare me, and when I say simple, I'm talking about CSI or Fringe.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yep.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm a wuss.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Quicky History:</div><div style="text-align: center;">When I was a wee child, my sisters and their friend did a seance in my basement.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Wha..?</div><div style="text-align: center;">They were trying to communicate with their friends dead mother.</div><div style="text-align: center;">CREEPY.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So I guess all this crap happend.</div><div style="text-align: center;">As a result, my basement is possessed. </div><div style="text-align: center;">True fact.</div><div style="text-align: center;">My friend and I were telling scary stories in my phone booth, which happens to be right across from the room that the "bad"stuff happened in.</div><div style="text-align: center;">All of a sudden she screamed and told me that there was a man standing in the room.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I didn't believe her at first, but she was very persistent. </div><div style="text-align: center;">So of course, I took her word for it.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I wouldn't go down in the basement for months.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I still can't go down there without singing a hymn, and even with that, I have to turn on every single light and when I leave, I BOOK it up the stairs.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I just dont' like being scared.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's scary. Duh.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So obviously, I don't like scary movies.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not at all.</div><div style="text-align: center;">No.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I watched one the other night though with my fantastic friends.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was called The Others.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I definitely jumped, not gonna lie.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I even had my banket up over my face the majority of the time.</div><div style="text-align: center;">All in all though, it was really good.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I kind of want to watch another scary movie, not scary, scary. But more thriller scary.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Throw some ideas my way wontcha?</div><div style="text-align: center;">Splendid.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I think I may overcome this fear.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-47809207553368232462010-03-02T17:13:00.003-07:002010-03-02T17:38:14.452-07:00Pig Rolls?<div style="text-align: center;">Yep. Not sure what to call these puppies since there are already Pigs in a Blanket.....</div><div style="text-align: center;">Buuuut, Pig Rolls should do the job.</div><div style="text-align: center;">These little suckers are divine!</div><div style="text-align: center;">You might be gagging, but I don't care.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The first time I had heard about these I didn't think twice, they sounded Delish! But to other people I've told, they've turned their noses.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Don't turn your noses. No, no.</div><div style="text-align: center;">These are going to be your new favorite treat!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Cinnamon Rolls with Bacon rolled in them!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yep you heard me right! Tasty huh?!</div><div style="text-align: center;"> First you get Cinnamon Rolls, (make sure they are the kind you can roll out.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Then get some Bacon.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Unroll the Cinnamon Roll, place Bacon inside, cook in the oven for the time on the Cinnamon Roll thing and Voila!!!! </div><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u486y68I/AAAAAAAAA0k/OPXE8NeQkFQ/s1600-h/IMG_1741.JPG"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u486y68I/AAAAAAAAA0k/OPXE8NeQkFQ/s400/IMG_1741.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444199818009439170" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u4b0sX7I/AAAAAAAAA0c/_BxvYTbD97k/s1600-h/IMG_1742.JPG"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u4b0sX7I/AAAAAAAAA0c/_BxvYTbD97k/s400/IMG_1742.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444199809125474226" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u33Mg8PI/AAAAAAAAA0U/c8klhb1B-q4/s1600-h/IMG_1744.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u33Mg8PI/AAAAAAAAA0U/c8klhb1B-q4/s400/IMG_1744.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444199799293276402" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u3Rl6ZhI/AAAAAAAAA0M/P7NNHpHWW4c/s1600-h/IMG_1745.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u3Rl6ZhI/AAAAAAAAA0M/P7NNHpHWW4c/s400/IMG_1745.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444199789199255058" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u2vB_QiI/AAAAAAAAA0E/LhmgvTE8W0c/s1600-h/lol.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S42u2vB_QiI/AAAAAAAAA0E/LhmgvTE8W0c/s400/lol.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444199779921773090" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Heaven.</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-66737830879473988982010-02-20T16:44:00.004-07:002010-02-20T17:01:09.647-07:00Sky High<div style="text-align: center;">I like high heels.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I don't wear them a lot, because I suck at walking in them, and they HURT!</div><div style="text-align: center;">But I still like to buy them.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I bought 2 pairs this week.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I suck.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh and I broke out a pair that I've only worn once, that cost me waaaay to much. Even on sale!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anywhoodle.</div><div style="text-align: center;">My sister is in town from Dallas, and is an awesome photographer, check her out <a href="http://auburnsoul.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">here!</span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">She was planning on taking my pictures on Friday, so I went shopping for some fabulous outfits.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I bought some shoes of course like I mentioned above.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was in the bathroom making sure the outfit I put together looked okay.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Everyone was asleep except for Steph. So I was trying to be quiet in the tile floor by tip-toeing.</div><div style="text-align: center;">In high heels? Riiiiiiight.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yeah, I lost my balance. It basically went down like this. Watch the whole thing!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2j-RvfE4pLA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2j-RvfE4pLA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yeah.... it was pretty legit.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was trying not to laugh because everyone was asleep.</div><div style="text-align: center;">But I honestly couldn't help it, it was too funny!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I went out to see my sister in the other room, she asked me if I had heard that big noise. I told her it was me falling, Grandtastic!</div><div style="text-align: center;">It resulted in a beautiful bruise that the pictures don't do justice towards. Meh, such is life.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It still makes me laugh every time I think about it though. And I bet all of you are sitting there reading this thinking "this girl is retarded!"</div><div style="text-align: center;">I don't care what you think, because I about pee'd my pants. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Good times, good times.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">The pretty bruise:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2DUSDiEI/AAAAAAAAAzM/m-_sbpFVDU4/s400/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.39.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440478149219682370" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">I wish I could say it was these..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2DNkN9-I/AAAAAAAAAzE/i5bkOoM6zGA/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2DNkN9-I/AAAAAAAAAzE/i5bkOoM6zGA/s400/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440478147416815586" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Or these that made me fall. But no...</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2C_ncHpI/AAAAAAAAAy8/kS2HCvGIoV0/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%233.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2C_ncHpI/AAAAAAAAAy8/kS2HCvGIoV0/s400/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%233.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440478143672229522" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;">It was these.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2COgzL2I/AAAAAAAAAy0/SARmmS5l26c/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%232.jpg"></a></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2COgzL2I/AAAAAAAAAy0/SARmmS5l26c/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%232.jpg"></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B2COgzL2I/AAAAAAAAAy0/SARmmS5l26c/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%232.jpg"></a></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B3C_TpJTI/AAAAAAAAAzU/uC_td6E9FHQ/s1600-h/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%232.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S4B3C_TpJTI/AAAAAAAAAzU/uC_td6E9FHQ/s400/Photo+on+2010-02-20+at+16.34+%232.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440479243100824882" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a>Wedges!!!!! Jeeze.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-61181201792070395692010-02-15T13:30:00.003-07:002010-02-15T13:44:46.168-07:00Hipstamatic<div><div style="text-align: center; ">My friend <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z_0D6rrI/AAAAAAAAAw0/dLFgaCeI8io/s1600-h/CIMG3471.JPG">Tim</a> (In case you want to put a face to the name, he is in the middle), shared this cool little App for the iPhone with me.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">It is pretty dang awesome.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">If you have an iPhone, and you like to take pictures *cough* Steph *cough*</div><div style="text-align: center; ">You should probably go find $2 in your couch and purchase this.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">In <a href="http://brucefam.blogspot.com/2010/02/spring-in-my-step.html">this</a> post, the pictures were taken with the Hipstamatic app.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">And here are some more I took today while it was raining/snowing.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">It's days like today when I just want to curl up with a good book today but unfortunately I have to go to work.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">Grrrreat.</div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3mw7tfIGPI/AAAAAAAAAys/4SKV01ljSck/s1600-h/IMG_1514.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3mw7tfIGPI/AAAAAAAAAys/4SKV01ljSck/s400/IMG_1514.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438572564895504626" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3mw7nJ_I_I/AAAAAAAAAyk/OTqm92HtH7c/s1600-h/IMG_1507.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3mw7nJ_I_I/AAAAAAAAAyk/OTqm92HtH7c/s400/IMG_1507.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438572563196224498" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3mw7NqRePI/AAAAAAAAAyc/Q0JwDEmW4IE/s1600-h/IMG_1506.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3mw7NqRePI/AAAAAAAAAyc/Q0JwDEmW4IE/s400/IMG_1506.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438572556352321778" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">It just gives the pictures a kind of old-time look.</div><div style="text-align: center;">There are other settings for lenses and film, it's pretty sweet.</div><div style="text-align: center;">My favorite setting is, Lens: Kaimai Mark II. Film: Blanko</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is the setting all of these pictures have been taken in. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Annnnyways. One of these day's I will tell you a funny story like I used to do, but until something funny happens to me, you're just gonna have to read about random, retarded stuff.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Cheers.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-89047760378709515512010-02-11T17:11:00.006-07:002010-02-11T17:20:17.741-07:00Spring In My Step.<div><div style="text-align: center; ">I miss the warm weather. Not the heat... but the warmth.</div><div style="text-align: center; ">I went on a walk today and it felt so nice.</div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3Sdikl9LqI/AAAAAAAAAyU/5Iz8Jj41BBk/s1600-h/IMG_1403.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3Sdikl9LqI/AAAAAAAAAyU/5Iz8Jj41BBk/s400/IMG_1403.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437143867407019682" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3SdZDiVktI/AAAAAAAAAyM/BjnJbxvBDr4/s1600-h/IMG_1407.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3SdZDiVktI/AAAAAAAAAyM/BjnJbxvBDr4/s400/IMG_1407.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437143703914648274" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3SdY5HQSuI/AAAAAAAAAyE/LkTRuthxFFg/s1600-h/IMG_1396.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3SdY5HQSuI/AAAAAAAAAyE/LkTRuthxFFg/s400/IMG_1396.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437143701116701410" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;">Spring, hurry up please!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I NEEEEED you. Now.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Okbye</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S3SdY5HQSuI/AAAAAAAAAyE/LkTRuthxFFg/s1600-h/IMG_1396.JPG"></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><br /></u></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817091947011111500.post-16238896060178643752010-02-06T10:49:00.004-07:002010-02-06T11:34:04.337-07:00SURPRISE BIRFDAY!<div style="text-align: center;">Yep, you heard me right, I had a surprise birthday party last night, woot woot!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Here's how it went down:</div><div style="text-align: center;">Haley told me she wanted to go shopping so I being an aware shopaholic agreed to go with her.</div><div style="text-align: center;">We start heading toward the mall, but we pass it.... uh..... riiiiiiight.</div><div style="text-align: center;">She said we were going to check on something for her friend Chelsi.</div><div style="text-align: center;">But we turn into Classic Skating, (ummm right, what would Chels need at Classic?)</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anywhoodle.</div><div style="text-align: center;">She asked me if I wanted to stay in the car or come in.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Uh duh, I'll come in.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So I go in and she opens the door without even paying or anything (huh.)</div><div style="text-align: center;">So I start heading in and I see all my best friend! AH!!</div><div style="text-align: center;">So wonderful.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was grandtastic.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So we skated the night away, until......I had to pee.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I headed toward the potty room and skated into a stall...</div><div style="text-align: center;">sat down, looked to my left and saw that there was NO toilet paper in the dispenser. What the!?</div><div style="text-align: center;">I saw boots in the stall next to me :)</div><div style="text-align: center;">I politely tapped on the stall and asked ever so kindly if she could "spare a square" HA!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yes people, I asked for some TP, and she handed me some from under the panel thingy. Gotta love those Good Samaratins.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Later, we decided to go back to my place for cake and ice cream and a little Beatles Rockband :D</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S220AazVbXI/AAAAAAAAAw8/7i_xx32Lcz4/s1600-h/CIMG3501.JPG"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S220AazVbXI/AAAAAAAAAw8/7i_xx32Lcz4/s400/CIMG3501.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435198244593692018" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">My girls, minues Marishk, and Rae.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z_0D6rrI/AAAAAAAAAw0/dLFgaCeI8io/s1600-h/CIMG3471.JPG"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z_0D6rrI/AAAAAAAAAw0/dLFgaCeI8io/s400/CIMG3471.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435198234194259634" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">My favorite boys</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z-_SJcSI/AAAAAAAAAws/LmEGLfWNW6g/s1600-h/CIMG3476.JPG"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z-_SJcSI/AAAAAAAAAws/LmEGLfWNW6g/s400/CIMG3476.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435198220026868002" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z-URjoLI/AAAAAAAAAwk/HOAGofTrc8o/s1600-h/CIMG3459.JPG"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z-URjoLI/AAAAAAAAAwk/HOAGofTrc8o/s400/CIMG3459.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435198208481665202" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Lorietta and Hulio</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z9prDQHI/AAAAAAAAAwc/trKbQ8KH3VE/s1600-h/CIMG3455.JPG"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S22z9prDQHI/AAAAAAAAAwc/trKbQ8KH3VE/s400/CIMG3455.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435198197045870706" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221WZDWthI/AAAAAAAAAxk/ZmLm9vZAW28/s1600-h/CIMG3453.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221WZDWthI/AAAAAAAAAxk/ZmLm9vZAW28/s400/CIMG3453.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435199721592763922" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Awe, love 'em!</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221Vxx4VmI/AAAAAAAAAxc/IJiCqWYH0hg/s1600-h/CIMG3528.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221Vxx4VmI/AAAAAAAAAxc/IJiCqWYH0hg/s400/CIMG3528.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435199711050487394" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Glorious!</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221ViedpII/AAAAAAAAAxU/RWKTfrIfvSU/s1600-h/CIMG3525.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221ViedpII/AAAAAAAAAxU/RWKTfrIfvSU/s400/CIMG3525.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435199706942514306" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Fantastic!</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221UtENI9I/AAAAAAAAAxM/HRDHsexcxMA/s1600-h/CIMG3527.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221UtENI9I/AAAAAAAAAxM/HRDHsexcxMA/s400/CIMG3527.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435199692605301714" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">Splendiferous!</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221UcGkp0I/AAAAAAAAAxE/eORULEOn728/s1600-h/CIMG3485.JPG"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5p8jPm8qbLE/S221UcGkp0I/AAAAAAAAAxE/eORULEOn728/s400/CIMG3485.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435199688051828546" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; ">The gal who made it all happen. Love you Hastey! :D</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">So yes skating was a blast, the friends were fantastic and the Beatles Rockband ruled.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2