Heeeere's Kelsie

Wait... Did that just happen? Like... F'real?

2011-01-26T00:27:00.006-07:00

Guys.

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

So basically. I went on a date tonight.

He came and picked me up, opened the doors for me... True gentleman.

I told him to surprise me for dinner.

We went to Marie Calendars.

Yeeeeup. There were loads of old folks there, having their pie and eating it too.

I slipped on the way in.

We ate... had good conversation...

Went back to his place for a movie. E.T. to be exact. Yeeup, I know how to pick 'em!

I had to pee.

I scurried into the restroom, lifted up the seat, and BAM! There's poop in there!

Lot's and lot's of poop! And soggy toilet paper! Uhhhh.

What do you do in this situation.

Simple.

You flush.

flushed.

clogged.

I slammed the toilet seat and ran out yelling, "Your toilet is full of poop and is overflowing!!"

He ran in, closed the door, led me upstairs, showed me to the other bathroom (awfully dirty).

I pee'd.

We started the movie, guys. It was going good, you know.. Holding hands *yay*.

He starts to stroke my chin.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Es'cuse me?!

Are you retarded? Who does that?

I brushed said stroke, off.

He does it again!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

F'real? I look at him confused and he has is mouth open coming at me!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

No.

No. No. No. No. No.

That's exactly what I told him.

No.

Then put my finger on his mouth and said, you guessed it, NO.

At this time I'm just begging for the movie to end.

It just keeeeeps on going.

Finally.

It's over.

Me-"Every party has a pooper and that pooper is me! Can you take me home? I have an early morning."

Him-"Yeah, for sure. Not a problem."

Get into the car.... Drive home.

Get out, walks me to the door. Give him a "friend" hug and say goodnight.

He said he'll text me tomorrow cause he'd love to go out with me again.

-Dude, I wasn't playing "hard to get" by not kissing you.

I'm just not interested.

You're a great kid, don't get me wrong.

Not trying to be rude.

Jusssst.... Not interested. -

Oh, another great part.

During our date, he told me that his biggest pet peeve was when people talk about their past relationships on dates.

Guess what we talked about on our date.

DING DING DING.

His past relationships.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-One time when he was dating the head cheerleader, he was making out with her. She wasn't Mormon. (He obviously had to make that clear)

She started taking his shirt off and he liked it.

She asked him what his necklace was (a big gold chain with a large pendant) and he replied, "That's my promise to go on a mission. Give me my shirt!"

Woooow.

Sweet peas, dude.

Haha.

If you couldn't tell, I had a great time.

Hopefully I didn't' sounds like too much of a snobb. :/ hehe.

On to the next one!

It's been a minute...

2011-01-14T17:10:00.004-07:00

So basically, I haven't blogged since sometime in July, what's up with that?

Terrible. Forgive me?

I mean not that I have a ton of blog readers, but, whatev.

So.

Where to begin.

A lot has happened since my last post, but I don't know exactly what that stuff is. But I promise it happened!

Haley and Brandon got hitched.

They have a baby, Azriela. 1-3-11

Steph and Dan have a baby, Rizdon. 10-29-10

I have a puppy, Chester.

I'm moving to Texas, February.

Wait... Whaaaa?

That's right! TEXASS!

I'm ready for a new adventure, and I'm sure I'll get just that!

Meh.

No more stories are coming to the noggin.

I just ate a cookie.

It was scrumptious.

Random.

Till next time! (which is hopefully sooner than later)

What's cookin' good lookin'?!

2010-07-14T19:01:00.003-06:00

So, I've been missing from the blogging world as of late.

Probably because I found a life under a big rock.

Not that I had a huge brew of attentive blog readers, but... Meh, a girl can wish.

So, what's been going on with Klawssy lately? Let's take a gander.

First off, I got me an iPhone 4:

It's the Apple of my eye. Haha, I made a funny.

Second of all, I've been quite the traveler. Or, will be I guess.

You see, I've gone to two ward retreats, Dallas, I'll be flying to Denver tomorrow the meet Steph, then driving home to Layton from Denver, then 5 days from then I will be flying to NY, connect to NC, drive to SC, drive back to NC, fly in to NYC, stay there for a day, then fly back to Utah.

I feel like I should add another trip on top of these, just for kicks and giggles.

I've been playing with my friends a whole lot.

Check out our blog here. We're good times for sure.

I go to bed around 3 every morning, and wake up around 11 in the afternoon.

Probably not a good idea.

I have a Releif Society retreat this Friday.

I don't wanna go.

I still really want a Unicorn.

Haley is engaged to Brandon.

Mrs. Thompson. Awe, tender moment.

Haley is having a baby with Brandon.

Baby Thompson. Awe, precious moment.

I start school again this Fall.

Yay.

Wildcats.... Woooooot.

I've started wearing shorts this summer for the first time in.... 20 years.

Instead of a tan, I'm getting loads of freckles.

Super.

I have to go lay flagstone in my backyard now.

It'll be super times fur sure.

Don't I know it.

Farewell blogging world.... Till next time.

B'bye now!

Soo-uhhhh...

2010-06-19T01:33:00.003-06:00

I don't know if you knew this but, I have a slight obsession with Unicorns.

Most people in my life are fully aware of my love for these fairytale creatures.

I just want one as a pet really bad.

I'm going to create a world full of Unicorns, rainbows (with a pots of sparkly gold at the end), and green, green pastures for galavanting in.

You're all invited to come live there with me. It'd be good times for certain.

I'm off to bed now.

Off to dream about... Unicorns... And other mystical creatures I'm sure.

Don't judge me. Don't you dare judge me.

The Bieber

2010-05-04T19:02:00.004-06:00

AKA Justin Bieber.

My underaged Boyfriend.

This kid... he's my favorite.

I've been following this YouTube sensation from the beginning.

Back when he was singing Justin Timberlake..... Ahhhhhh yeah!

Behold:

Now I know there are a lot of Bieber-Haters out there, but I don't care about those people.

This kid has talent... you're all just jealous.

And he's cute.

And he's friends with Usher.

And Ludacris.

And probably Oprah too.

Is that ironic to anyone else?

P.S. Don't worry, because I have his CD and I listen to it everyday.

I know all the words to most of his songs.

I'm not afraid to admit it.

I love JB.

Deal. :D

Scars

2010-03-22T01:03:00.006-06:00

Footprints in the Sand

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.

Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.

Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,

other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed

that during the low periods of my life,

when I was suffering from

anguish, sorrow or defeat,

I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to the Lord,

"You promised me Lord,

that if I followed you,

you would walk with me always.

But I have noticed that during

the most trying periods of my life

there have only been one

set of footprints in the sand.

Why, when I needed you most,

you have not been there for me?"

The Lord replied,

"The times when you have

seen only one set of footprints in the sand,

is when I carried you."

Kidney transplant '04

Catheter for Dialysis. First one got infected, replaced with a second one right next to it.

Three stitches when I was three years old. Running with a razor blade

Temporary catheter

Sometimes I get sick of being sick.

I ask myself "why me?".

I hate that I have to take medicine every day, morning and night.

I am never happy to get my blood drawn once a month for the rest of my life.

Why not me?

We were sent here to face trials.

Trials make us stronger.

Physically and Spiritually.

God is good.

Prayer is good.

Scripture is good.

Family is good.

My life..... is good.

Spring Break!

2010-03-19T13:19:00.005-06:00

Oh man, Spring Break was just wonderful.

Relaxation and fun!

Me, Haley, Haley's kids, Cheree, Kaylie and Marissa went up to Wolf Creek to stay at my parent's condo.

We ate lot's of food, went hot tubbing, watched movies, went to see the Monk's at the Monastery and even stood on the frozen lake!

Me and Marishk AKA Marissa AKA BFF

Gingersnap! and I :D

Chereeree, Gingersnap, Doodle.

(Cheree's face..... Ha! I can't get over it!)

Standing on Pineview.... Ahhhh yeah!

Marishk sleeping through Zac Efron's hotness. Tisk, tisk!

I just love this girl.

Awe, for cute!

"Richard, what's happening?!"

P.S. We made a little video, check it out here

Grizzlies and Denny's!

2010-03-13T23:52:00.008-07:00

I went to a the Utah Grizzlies game last night with my friends. Ummm, so fun!

I even saw a legit fight!

Afterwards we all went to Denny's and had way to much fun!

Conversations went as follows:

1. Tim to Waitress: "Have you had any of these?" (Points to section on menu...)
Waitress to Tim: "Yes, we have ALL of those." (With a tone...)

Tim to Waitress: No, have you tried them... (Kelsie busts out laughing!)

(Ok, you seriously had to be there, it was funny, I'm telling you!)

2. Tim: "Oh, and can we have some freakin' ketchup for the tenth time?!"

3. Waiter: "Can I just bring you a pitcher of hot chocolate for you guys? That way I won't have to come around and keep refilling your cups..."

4. Kelsie to Tim: What would you do if I threw this hot chocolate in your face?"

Tim to Kelsie: "Hug you and jump up and down and dance!"

Kelsie to Tim: "Would you do an Irish Jig? I can just image you dancing and jumping with hot chocolate running down your face...!"

I swear other people talked besides Tim and I... I just didn't hear their funny comments. :)

Cheree, me and Jordan :)

Me and my dear Cheree!

Again.. Cheree and I. You just gotta love this girl!

In the words of Cheree: "Mr. Mullet Beer Sweaty Hat, the 17595-th"

First jalapeno ever. Tim was kind enough to let me take one from his Texican burger. It was hot people.... really hot. But ooooh so juicy for such a little thing!
Me and my girls! Cheree and Kaylie!

Whipped cream-stach. Yum! And I look like a little devil in this picture, "I'm going to get you!" No big deal.

P.s. Thank Kaylie, Tim and Cheree. I stole most of these pictures from you guys :)

Scary things, scare me.

2010-03-06T17:32:00.002-07:00

I get scared.... a lot.

The simplest things scare me, and when I say simple, I'm talking about CSI or Fringe.

Yep.

I'm a wuss.

Quicky History:

When I was a wee child, my sisters and their friend did a seance in my basement.

Wha..?

They were trying to communicate with their friends dead mother.

CREEPY.

So I guess all this crap happend.

As a result, my basement is possessed.

True fact.

My friend and I were telling scary stories in my phone booth, which happens to be right across from the room that the "bad"stuff happened in.

All of a sudden she screamed and told me that there was a man standing in the room.

I didn't believe her at first, but she was very persistent.

So of course, I took her word for it.

I wouldn't go down in the basement for months.

I still can't go down there without singing a hymn, and even with that, I have to turn on every single light and when I leave, I BOOK it up the stairs.

I just dont' like being scared.

It's scary. Duh.

So obviously, I don't like scary movies.

Not at all.

No.

I watched one the other night though with my fantastic friends.

It was called The Others.

I definitely jumped, not gonna lie.

I even had my banket up over my face the majority of the time.

All in all though, it was really good.

I kind of want to watch another scary movie, not scary, scary. But more thriller scary.

Throw some ideas my way wontcha?

Splendid.

I think I may overcome this fear.

Pig Rolls?

2010-03-02T17:13:00.003-07:00

Yep. Not sure what to call these puppies since there are already Pigs in a Blanket.....

Buuuut, Pig Rolls should do the job.

These little suckers are divine!

You might be gagging, but I don't care.

The first time I had heard about these I didn't think twice, they sounded Delish! But to other people I've told, they've turned their noses.

Don't turn your noses. No, no.

These are going to be your new favorite treat!

Cinnamon Rolls with Bacon rolled in them!

Yep you heard me right! Tasty huh?!

First you get Cinnamon Rolls, (make sure they are the kind you can roll out.

Then get some Bacon.

Unroll the Cinnamon Roll, place Bacon inside, cook in the oven for the time on the Cinnamon Roll thing and Voila!!!!

Heaven.

Sky High

2010-02-20T16:44:00.004-07:00

I like high heels.

I don't wear them a lot, because I suck at walking in them, and they HURT!

But I still like to buy them.

I bought 2 pairs this week.

I suck.

Oh and I broke out a pair that I've only worn once, that cost me waaaay to much. Even on sale!

Anywhoodle.

My sister is in town from Dallas, and is an awesome photographer, check her out here!

She was planning on taking my pictures on Friday, so I went shopping for some fabulous outfits.

I bought some shoes of course like I mentioned above.

I was in the bathroom making sure the outfit I put together looked okay.

Everyone was asleep except for Steph. So I was trying to be quiet in the tile floor by tip-toeing.

In high heels? Riiiiiiight.

Yeah, I lost my balance. It basically went down like this. Watch the whole thing!

Yeah.... it was pretty legit.

I was trying not to laugh because everyone was asleep.

But I honestly couldn't help it, it was too funny!

I went out to see my sister in the other room, she asked me if I had heard that big noise. I told her it was me falling, Grandtastic!

It resulted in a beautiful bruise that the pictures don't do justice towards. Meh, such is life.

It still makes me laugh every time I think about it though. And I bet all of you are sitting there reading this thinking "this girl is retarded!"

I don't care what you think, because I about pee'd my pants.

Good times, good times.

The pretty bruise:

I wish I could say it was these..

Or these that made me fall. But no...

It was these.

Wedges!!!!! Jeeze.

Hipstamatic

2010-02-15T13:30:00.003-07:00

My friend Tim (In case you want to put a face to the name, he is in the middle), shared this cool little App for the iPhone with me.

It is pretty dang awesome.

If you have an iPhone, and you like to take pictures *cough* Steph *cough*

You should probably go find $2 in your couch and purchase this.

In this post, the pictures were taken with the Hipstamatic app.

And here are some more I took today while it was raining/snowing.

It's days like today when I just want to curl up with a good book today but unfortunately I have to go to work.

Grrrreat.

It just gives the pictures a kind of old-time look.

There are other settings for lenses and film, it's pretty sweet.

My favorite setting is, Lens: Kaimai Mark II. Film: Blanko

This is the setting all of these pictures have been taken in.

Annnnyways. One of these day's I will tell you a funny story like I used to do, but until something funny happens to me, you're just gonna have to read about random, retarded stuff.

Cheers.

Spring In My Step.

2010-02-11T17:11:00.006-07:00

I miss the warm weather. Not the heat... but the warmth.

I went on a walk today and it felt so nice.

Spring, hurry up please!!!

I NEEEEED you. Now.

Okbye

SURPRISE BIRFDAY!

2010-02-06T10:49:00.004-07:00

Yep, you heard me right, I had a surprise birthday party last night, woot woot!

Here's how it went down:

Haley told me she wanted to go shopping so I being an aware shopaholic agreed to go with her.

We start heading toward the mall, but we pass it.... uh..... riiiiiiight.

She said we were going to check on something for her friend Chelsi.

But we turn into Classic Skating, (ummm right, what would Chels need at Classic?)

Anywhoodle.

She asked me if I wanted to stay in the car or come in.

Uh duh, I'll come in.

So I go in and she opens the door without even paying or anything (huh.)

So I start heading in and I see all my best friend! AH!!

So wonderful.

It was grandtastic.

So we skated the night away, until......I had to pee.

I headed toward the potty room and skated into a stall...

sat down, looked to my left and saw that there was NO toilet paper in the dispenser. What the!?

I saw boots in the stall next to me :)

I politely tapped on the stall and asked ever so kindly if she could "spare a square" HA!

Yes people, I asked for some TP, and she handed me some from under the panel thingy. Gotta love those Good Samaratins.

Later, we decided to go back to my place for cake and ice cream and a little Beatles Rockband :D

My girls, minues Marishk, and Rae.

My favorite boys

Lorietta and Hulio

Awe, love 'em!

Glorious!

Fantastic!

Splendiferous!

The gal who made it all happen. Love you Hastey! :D

So yes skating was a blast, the friends were fantastic and the Beatles Rockband ruled.

So uh, it's my birthday today...

2010-02-02T14:05:00.004-07:00

If any of you were thinking of getting me something (which I know all you were because come on.....who wouldn't want to bestow a gift upon me?) (HA!)

But for real.

If any of you have an extra $500 just kickin' it old school in your bank account, you should probably pick me up this beauty.

BEHOLD!

Yeah people, THIS ^^ is the iPad (silly name haha)

I probably need one. No, not probably. Most definitely.

Okbye.

Taken ill

2010-01-26T16:34:00.005-07:00

I'm sick, what's new?

I've got a cold.

It's not such good times.

This has been my home, it's quite lovely. I've got my comfort, my movies, my Halls and my doggy (not pictured).

I've been gettin' my Vitamin C, mmmm orange juice! I went to the Doc today and he gave me some yummy cough medicine that cost me a whopping $57! For real? For real.

Do you see this? This my friends is Doctors note, Mmhmm.

My Doc came in and asked if I had a job, I replied with a "yes" and then handed me this note.

People, with all the times I've been sick (there have been many) I have never had a doctors note. I just thought it was insanely neat, I didn't think doctors notes were real, I thought you only saw them in the movies, haha, silly Kelsie.

But don't worry, I've had Lori here keeping me company and making me feel not so miserable. I couldn't ask for a better sister-in-law. She's a hoot!

Please bless I can kick this cold soon! I've gotta get my butt back to life!

Youincorn

2010-01-07T13:15:00.005-07:00

Are you ready for this? I really don't think you are.

My good buddy Tim told me about this app yesterday for the iPhone.

Wow.

YOUNICORN

This has to be the best app known to man.

It makes me all giddy and happy when I open it up and transform people into such magic goodness.

In my opinion, I feel that Nate won, for best 80's poster re-make.

Yup, I Youincorned pretty much my entire family, good times.

Christmas Festivities!

2009-12-29T10:21:00.007-07:00

Ah Christmas!

It was great this year.

I feel as I get older it get's less and less exciting every year, but I still always manage to have fun :)

We had our annual Speechly Christmas Eve Party, so fun!

(Me and Cousin Amy)

(It's not a party at the Speechly's without the player piano, playing Christmas tunes all night!)

Christmas morning at 7 AM (not too bad, I thought the chitlins would have been up by 5)

Opened all the gifts.

Ate a scrumdidliumptious breakfast made by my wonderful mother.

Played Beatles Rock Band on our new Wii that we FINALLY got after all these years. Yeah it's been played every night since. And yes I'm totally getting in the upper 90 percentile on guitar and drums AND singing. But maybe the guitar and drums were played in easy :D Haha

(Yes, Christmas did indeed throw up in our home)

Went to Gma Bruce's abode to get our Christmas gifts, thanks Grandma!

Ate some Christmas dinner (just sandwiches but man were they yummy!)

Then Marishka and I were off to see a movie. Tradition.

We saw Sherlocke Holmes. WOW WOW WOW.

Can I just say that Robert Downey Jr. is my boyfriend? Ok thanks.

And that was that! Christmas!

I hope your's was fabulous also! Happy New Year!!!!

(Haley don't shoot me for putting this picture on please!)

Worky

2009-12-21T23:53:00.003-07:00

I work at HairMax AKA HurrMax

It's fun stuff!

We take plenty of pictorials. I honestly don't know how we get away with it, especially because these ones were taken while a lady stood there pondering which nail polish color would make her nails more splendiferous for the Holidays.

It's good times.

I've always wanted to do one of those awesome jumping pictures of awesomeness. Yep, didn't quite work. We rule at life sometimes.

Obviously I've been hitting the gym HARD.

We're not sisters

P.S. Christmas is in 4 days. Get excited, get very, verrrry excited!

Midnight at Wally-World

2009-12-19T01:39:00.003-07:00

What do you do on a Friday night after you go see this guy preform?

You go to the land of Wal-Mart.

It was good times.

There was scandal. Humor. Tears. Happiness.

First of all, Marishka and I found our boyfriend, Eddie.

Second of all I found food. From the Deli. Sitting. On a box. At midnight. In Wal-Mart.

Third of all Wal-Mart sucks. They have moved EVERY flippin' piece of crap to the other side of the blasted store! Was that really necessary Doug McMillon? Honestly. You made me frown.

Fourth of all, my sister got the best text of all time. So. I slapped her. It was out of pure love and excitement mind you.

Fifth of all. Wal-Mart closes their dressing rooms from 11PM to 7AM. Uh No Bueno. Marishka was so brave and slid under the doors in her skirt, just so that we could try on our Miley Cyrus clothes. We both made purchases. It was worth the breaking of a rule.

Now it's 1:54 AM and I should be sleeping since I have to go to worky in the mornin' time. Bleh.

Oh and P.S. I have to give the lesson in Relief Society on Sunday. First time ever. Kinda really nervous and really not wanting to do it.

Got any pointers for me all you wonderful women out there who have taught to other women before? Suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

The flight from Hell

2009-12-15T10:07:00.004-07:00

I'm still here, and my plane leaves in about 6 hours, Boooo.

But here is what happened:

Day 1:

I woke up at 3:30 AM to make my flight. The whole night I was feeling kinda crummy, and was worried about being sick on the long flight, but by the time I woke up I was feeling fine.

So my dad drove me to the airport and I went to Gate A1 because that's what it told me on my ticket. So as I'm sitting there, I am seeing all these people with cowboy hats on so i'm feeling that this is the correct place. I hear over the intercom "Flight so-and-so to Dallas is now boarding". I'm utterly confused at this point because the door isn't open and there are no attendants. What the...

So I ran over to Gate A3 right as the door was about to close and ask them where the Dallas flight is, and they informed me that I am standing right in front of it, Gate A3. (It totally did NOT say that on my ticket). So I quickly get on the plane.

I am sitting there by the window seat waiting for the plane to take off so that I can get some sleep. I think we taxi'd around for about a half hour, no bueno.

The flight attendant comes around and offers us some drinks, I ordered a coke because I was feeling ill. Not a good idea.

I got some Bad A heart burn and felt terrible. The plane was about to land, so It kept diving low then kind of balanced out (you know what I mean right?). Yikes!

I grabbed the vomit bag and started breathing into it. It was not working. The vomit as in my throat. Did I swallow it or just let it come out? I didn't even have time to really consider this before all my coke, stomach acid and a few chips were up-chucked into this bag, (sorry for the visualization)

I was laying forward with my head on the back of the seat and holding the bag of barf over the floor. I began to feel it get lighter, I was thinking it was something to do with the pressure in the plane or something. Then I start to feel this cold spew of what I thought was air, on my foot. I look down, and much to my dismay, there was vomit spewing EVERYWHERE! What the crap!

I was boggled, there was barf all over my laptop, my purse, the floor, the seat in front of me, the side of the plane, and yes, my foot! I politely asked the man next to me if i could use is bag, he gave it to me and I put my bag inside of it.

Holy Geez! What kind of vomit bag has a hole in it?!

So I waited for everyone to get off the plane and told the ladies about it, they gave me a paper towel with club soda on it and had me get on my hands and knees to clean it up.

Then the lady says to me "You know if your going to throw up you need to let someone know before the flight so that they can give you a plastic bag!" (ok maybe she didn't yell it, but she was snotty about it" Ok, umm yeah I KNOW when i'm going to throw up lady! freak!

Anyways, I got off the plane, and my phone had no service. Steph was nowhere to be found and I had no bag for my laptop because it was soaked in you know what so I threw it away.

So I was having a difficult time holding my laptop, my purse and my coat, which made it hard for me to get my luggage. I tried to use the phone they had there but it would't work either.

I was afraid I was stranded at the airport and that steph went to the wrong gate (since my ticket had the wrong gate)

I went outside and waited. I heard my phone ringing, Service! It was steph, she was waiting for me, drumroll.....at the wrong gate.

She finally got there and we drove home, and had a wonderful rest of the day/evening.

I will post the rest of the week later, I had no idea how long it would take me to type a retarded story about my flight, sheesh.

P.S. I took those pictures while in flight and I hate posts without pictures. So I put these on. The don't really have anything to do with the story I told, nor do they belong in the area of the post that they were placed. It was done out of a random need for pictures.

Leavin' on a Jet Plane!

2009-12-10T23:29:00.004-07:00

(This picture was taken on my MacBook Pro...Cool Huh?!)

I'm going to TexAss to see my sister 'til Tuesday. It should be super fun, except for the fact that it's 11:31 PM and I have to be awake in 3 hours so that I can make my flight at 6 AM. Stupid I tell you, STUPID!

Well here's goodbye. I shall post many wonderful pictures upon my arrival back to

UT-freakin cold-AH.

Don't be jealous that I'll be spending my days in the low 60's while your trying to keep warm in the bitter 10 degree weather we've been so lucky to have.

Sooo...

2009-12-09T23:26:00.004-07:00

I went to Mojo's tonight, in Ogden, to see my friend Amir preform. It was pretty amazing. I think I might go back, but I shall steer away from the weirdies.

Marishka, would you like to join me sometime? Kthanks :)

Oh p.s. I totally won this shirt. Don't be jealous.

Please look past my nastiness in this pictorial.

Done!

2009-12-09T12:05:00.004-07:00

My very first semester at Weber State University has ended. How exciting is that?! Very exciting!

This is how it went dowwwn on Monday the 7th of December.

I woke up ready to take tests! I arrived at school at 11:00, my first final was at 11:30. So I sat around and waited for my class to show up (specifically Zach).

One by one they come in.

Zach doesn't come until meh, 1 minute or so until the exam starts. Bogus.

Let me give you a quick briefing about zach. He is my interest AKA I have my eye on him.

Zach and I are friends. We talk in the hall before class starts, and during class he is always smiling at me and I constantly find him staring at me. He has not gotten my number from me. Why is that you ask? Well I would like to know that for myself.

So I was hoping he would get my digits before the final began, or that he would at least sit by me while we were taking the final so that he could ask me for it (that didn't work out because all the seats around me were taken (yes i'm that popular HA! ;))), or that he would ask me for it after the final. No none of this happened. What the H. So I was taking my sweet time on my final hoping that we could finish at the same time and would walk out together and he could freaking ask me. But nooooo, he finished his freakin essay in an hour! Sheesh! So as he Stands up we make eye contact and do you know what he does?! He smiles and does the "I love you" sign in ASL. Whaaaa? At this point Im debating whether I should go make-out with him or slap him. I chose neither. So he walks out of the classroom, we all as a class say goodbye to Zach and I haven't seen him since. I should've just chucked a piece of paper with my number on it at the back of his head during the final....Shoulda'.

Anyways....So I'm thinking I probably did a swell job on my Final Essay for English.

But then I still had to take a math final. Pahahahaha! Math! Yeah right!.

So my math final was from 3:30-5:20.

Walked in, sat down, talked to friends, said our goodbyes, got the test, looked at the test, preteneded I knew all the answers, finished about half the test, pretended I was really smart and walked confidently up to the teacher after an hour, and handed her my Final.

I BOMBED it. I'm about 102% positive that I failed the class. Grrrr...math! It needs to die.

So after I walked out of the class, I stepped into the North Pole. It was freeeeeezing!

My class was up in Lind Lecture. In other words, on the top of the mountain. I had to walk down to base camp AKA the Institute parking lot.

As I was making my way down, my fingers and toes were starting to become numb. And I soon began to feel like Lloyd Christmas and Harry (Dumb and Dumber) When they are on the little motorcycle to Aspen and their snot is frozen to their upper lip. Yep, that was me. My nose was definitely runnin' but somewhere on the way down the snot froze. Sick? yes.

All in all, it was a good day. Passed two out of 3 classes. Yippy!

The end.

P.s. sorry this post was so ridiculously long. my bad.

Friendlies are Forever

2009-12-06T17:05:00.004-07:00

I kinda really enjoy my friends.

I have a small group of them and consider them as being a part of my Friendly. (Family for friends).

One of these friends in my friendly is Marissa. Wow. Marissa and I have been BFF's since 2nd grade. She was new in the neighborhood and had just moved here from Orem, UT. I remember walking up to her at recess and asking her name because i'd noticed that she was new. She told me her name and where she lived, and I knew that she must be the girl that moved in across the street from me. We have been the best of friends ever since.

Marissa (Marishka) lives in Logan, UT now and is in her 3rd semester at USU. She is incrediably smart and I would have her cheat for me on all my homework and tests if I could, because I know she should get me an A.

Anywhoodle, I we don't really hang out anymore because she lives oh so far away...not really but kinda.

But this weekend she came down! YAY! We always have fun. And so here are some pictorials of our adventures. Arby's, Red Robin, Nibley, her room, and the Men's Volleyball team at USU please enjoy :)

"Nibleh" UT
She's very special :)

Marishka drew this on iDoodle.
Marissa's super clean room
At the USU Men's Volleyball game.

"Reeeeeed Robin, Yummm"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

2009-11-26T11:24:00.002-07:00

I'm Thankful for YOU!

And EVERYTHING in my life!

I could list a bunch of stuff but I am too lazy too. It's Thanksgiving for goodness sake.

I shall leave this for you instead because I LOVE this song (minus a few lines)

Enjoy! :D

Now THIS is what I call a "True Friend"

2009-11-24T23:57:00.002-07:00

Let me introduce to you, Rachel's G-Hetto booty gettin' all up in my business. She's a sicky, but I gotsta love her.

I kind of rule....sometimes.

2009-11-24T19:52:00.003-07:00

It was FHE with OFYSA. That's Mormon talk for Family Home evening with Oak Forest Young Single Adults.

It was pie night. Mmmmm oh yeah.

We had a Pie eating contest, yep. I was volunteered against my will to participate by Rachel. Payback's a B, woman.

I failed miserably. I had NO IDEA how difficult it is to eat pie crust filled with chocolate pudding and whipped cream. I was terribly close to vomiting, but I held it in. I would hate to embarrass myself like that in front of all them fine fellas.

In the end I got 5th place in a competition of 5 people. So sad. But hey, that stuff got all up in my face, I'm pretty sure it's settled comfortably in my cranium because I sniffed a LOT of it in on accident. ( that wasn't a run on sentence).

All in all....AWESOME experience. It ruled, I rule, my fellow YSA rule.

The end.

Just Bust A Move!

2009-11-21T14:43:00.007-07:00

Glee CD = Bomb Diggity.

Yeah that might have rhymed, Deal. With. That.

It makes me wanna bust a move.

So I do.

It's fun stuff.

DON'T be jealous. That would be completely unnecessary.
I learn all my best moves from Jessi

I'm not one of those people.

2009-11-19T15:25:00.004-07:00

I think I'd call myself a pretty happy-go-lucky kind of gal. I like things exciting and not dull. Which means I enjoy humor, smiling, laughing, getting to know people. But as of late, I've been feeling pretty down on myself. Feelin like this....

Things aren't going my way.

I'm having a pity party and it's no fun.

1)I feel like I can talk to people pretty easily and THINK I am making a new friend, but then I look at the bigger picture and there aren't any new friends around to watch movies with or to play games with. Sad day for Kelsie.

2)Then school is kickin my BUTT. I am failing math as we speak, which means I am going to have to take the same class again next semester, which means my dad wont be the happiest " I told you to go to the tutor how many times?" Yeah yeah. Math sucks! Sadder day for Kelsie.

3)Men.....Men........Men. That's that. Why are they so darn confusing? I keep hearing " They are so simple" no no, they like to play games with us girls. Make us think that they like us, and then all of a sudden they wont text you back, or call you, but wait, they can talk to you on FB til 3 in the freaking morning flirting up a storm. What the F. But I've decided that I like Men only as friends for now anyways. I don't need anymore distractions in my life.

4) I have 11 people living in my house. 11! Me, the Parentals, Brother/ Sista in law, their 3 chitlins, Sister, Her 2 chitlins. and a dog to boot! I love them don't get me wrong, but it'd be nice to have some privacy sometime ya know?

5) I miss my sister Steph and her family terribly! Its hard not having your big sis around when you are feeling this way. (tears starting to roll on out of the eyeballs) Haley is here of course but its nice to have someone else to turn to advice for stuff. I can't wait til I get to go visit her. It's been LONG overdue.

6) Self-esteem might as well be buried 6 feet under. I was wearing these knee high boots over my skinny jeans the other day, and my guy friend blurts out, " Your calves look HUGE in those! Did you just buy them? 'yes' Well you should sell them on Ebay". Ok I am already extremely self conscious about my calves/ankles. They are massive! So I totally didn't need to hear that.

I've slowly been losing some weight but uh "slow" is not fast enough. Its tuff.

I don't feel pretty, and it sucks.

I'm sorry for being such a poo, but I just needed to let some stuff out. It's hard for me to be like this, and when it happens it's the worst. I try to put up a facade but it doesn't always work.

GAH! I'm done. I hope this next week is better.

Whoops!

2009-11-13T18:53:00.002-07:00

So I was told several times that my "bum" picture in the post below does not look like a bum, but like a part of the Male Anatomy. Like i knew! Sorry guys.

So here is a different picture from iDoodle. (credit goes to Haley)

She drew as I described.

oh and I did see Arbuckle on Wednesday and he was wearing Jeans! Jeans I tell you! Jeans! Maybe he read my blog. riiiiight.

But his hair was orange this time and he looked high/drunk and his goatee was severely long. Good times.

Nice ASSests (sorry that was naughty)

2009-11-10T13:07:00.003-07:00

So I go to college. News to me!

As I'm walking on campus every Tuesday and Wednesday, I get a glimpse of this.

Why yes...... I did draw that on iDoodle.......and yes, it is a bum.

Now your asking yourself, "she see's a bum two days a week?"

why yes, yes I do.

It makes me feel funny. Like a nauseous/ I wanna pass out feeling.

So there is this fellow. His name is unknown so we shall call him Arbuckle.

Arbuckle walks on campus dressed like this: a jeans skirt ( you know the ones the girls make out of literal jeans, except he is missing the front and back of the skirt. It just goes down on the sides), Pink hair placed on top of his head in little pigtails, and a scrumptious goatee.

I will assume that Arbuckle is wearing a man thong ( go ahead sing The Thong Song, I know you want to) because who doesn't wear underwear? So I have to do a double take every now and then and make sure that i'm seeing things correctly. and much to my dismay I am. there it is a FULL moon. just staring at me. So I just frolic away pretending that my eyes did not just behold that.

I think it is illegal for him to do that, is it not? I mean public indecency much?

One day I will snap a picture of it and place it all over Facebook......JUSTT KID_DING.

This is how I write my book report

2009-11-04T19:05:00.002-07:00

yeah...wha???

2009-11-02T22:31:00.004-07:00

So like... i had FHE tonight. It was supposed to be really fun. We combined with another stake in Mountain Green, and learned how to Cha Cha and Swing.....don't be julous.

I was so excited to dance with some hunky men. yeah until I got paired with (we will call him Robert.) Oh robert.

If you ask him, he is a PRO.

we Cha Cha'd the night away until finally we got paired with other other people.

this is how it went dooowwwn from then on.

Hi my name is Kelsie.

Chelsea?

no Kelsie.

me: I can't dance, I think I have two left feet.

man: oh.....sorry?

me: uh thanks, sir.

me: I'll just stand here and pick my nostril.

man: I'll go find me another partner now.

Giddy up!

oh and I got punched in the face when I was getting twirled around. It was probably the highlight of the night. I think the man thought I was mental because I was laughing so hard.

Normal people would've probably cried at that moment in time from such serious pain.

But not I.

Nope I laughed.

is that weird?

well sorry, you're just gonna have to deal. with . that.

Sort of Hilarious

2009-11-01T22:45:00.001-07:00

I probably pee'd my pants a little the first time I watched this.

I have a confession.

2009-10-28T12:50:00.005-06:00

Well you guys..... I'm gonna be in a lot of trouble with my family for this but.

I like girls.

It's true, I swing that way. LESBO HERE.

Last night I was at Target with Haley and I saw this girl from my singles ward who is new also. I smiled at her and shot my fingers at her. ya know like the double shooters. And I made the noise too! the *click click* noise that you make between your teeth and your cheek? yeah...

Before I realized what I had just done, she nervously smiled and ran away.

I am thinking she had no idea who I was.

At this moment in time I am Busting out laughing. She probably thought I was hitting on her! I have NO IDEA why I did that to her, I didn't do it on purpose it just slipped out. I was going for a more "hey! you're in my singles ward" kind of approach, but turned into a nasty approach.

I'm gonna have to clear things up on Sunday.

oh dear

and just for the record, I LIKE MEN! felllas, boys, gentlemen, the opposite sex. ya know, short hair, 5 o'clock shadow, wallet in the back pocket.

I gotta be more careful with my "hellos"

The Singles Ward

2009-10-26T12:12:00.002-06:00

I've transfered.

I've had a fear of going for quite a while. I was supposed to go after I graduated like all the good little kids, but I didn't. 2008 didn't seem like a good year to attend a ward full of desperate people wanting to get married. So i just continued to put it off.

But now that all my friends graduated this year (yes i'm a loser) i've decided to go with them so that I can find My Eternal Soul Mate. Bahahaha. let's not.

anywhoodle.

I went to the campus one. uhhh no BUENO. little jerks. it's called saying hi.

So I became inactive from the singles ward. I attended the Home ward. oh how lovely. My Home ward is just wonderful. but it wasn't doing anything for me socially. probably because there were small children and old farts.

So then my BFF Alisha was like "hey, come to the stake singles ward with me"

uh no thanks

"no come"

uh no thanks

"please"

so I went and had a magical time, needless to say. The singles ward is rocking. Even though I am socially handicap, I will magically make it work.

oh and we have FHE tonight. wonderful.

Baby Got Back

2009-10-24T00:19:00.002-06:00

mmkay, don't tell my BFF Jessi that I posted this.
that'd be no bueno
This is what happens @ 12:15 AM on a Friday night after Twilight has been watched, and her husband is away.
I was kind of dying while recording this (of laughter of course) I was actually laughing so hard in some points that I don't sound like a human. just ignore that.
please laugh as hard as I did. thankyou.

kels

Halloweenie

2009-10-23T14:29:00.003-06:00

What are you bein?
Us gals at Hurr Max are dressing up as Cleopatras. Growl! It should be pretty fab.

Don't be scurred!

Halle Freakin Lujah

2009-10-20T21:40:00.003-06:00

I got me an I diggity Phone. It's pretty fantastic.

I think i could perhaps be in love.

Sad day to think that I could be in love with an electronic device, but it's sorta true.

Can You Deal With That!

2009-10-20T21:23:00.003-06:00

I totally sounded like a 12 year old little girl in that last post.

But that's ok.

You'll just have to deal with that.

Holy Moses!

2009-10-20T18:27:00.003-06:00

So I'm rather obsessed with a couple blogs right now. One of which would be BusyBeeLauren. I got a call from my Bestie Marissa Mikami this morning, and she decided that she would share some news with me.
the conversation goes as fallows

me: hey what's up
Marissa: nothin just walking to class
me: cool
Marissa: guess what?!
me: what?
Marissa: Guess who is fallowing me on Twitter?!
me:idk who?
marissa: guess!
me: boy or girl?
marissa: oh you'll never guess! BusyBeeLauren!
me:what?!?!?!?!?!?! NO!
marissa: yeah!

and the convo continues.......I was SOOO jealous! Why couldn't she fallow me? Buggers!

So after being saddened all day because the celebrity mormon blogger wasn't fallowing me. pity me.

THEN!
I was driving home from work and I get a call from marissa. she is flippin
marissa: did you know that Mormon Bachelor Pad commented on your blog?
me: what?!?!?!1 I'm flipping out!
me: what post?!
marissa: how did they comment on your blog?
me: i don't know! What post did they comment on?!
marissa: do you know them? how did they find you?
me: no i do not know them.....you're jealous!
marissa: yes I am.

and the convo continues.......
BEST DAY EVER!

this is what he posted on my post. it was the tyra post fyi

Mormon Bachelor Pad said...
In Jr. High, I was holding this kids feet while he was doing sit-ups. Every time he'd do a sit-up, he'd strain a little too hard and a small peeper fart would slip out. After 10 or so peepers, I was laughing so hard I think I inhaled every ounce of his bum air into my lungs through my mouth.

I still laugh about it when I think about it.

I'm still laughing too! I was dying when I read that.

anyways, now that i'm all mormon blogger starstruck.
i will end this.
farewell!

Oh Dear!

2009-10-12T16:25:00.002-06:00

So this ^^ totally happened today in my math class.
I was sitting talking to my friend, and helping him with an equation, when all of a sudden BAM!
So you know those chairs that are connected to the desk? well this black girl was sitting on the table with her feet on the seat. She decided to lean back a tich and before you know it, she was on her butt. she freaken tipped the desk over! I BUSTED out laughing, I was crying and wheezing. I'd never experienced such laughter. While laughing hysterically i somehow managed to ask her if she was OK. She hopped up off the floor and said she was fine.
The next 30 minutes remaining of class, was the worst. everytime I thought about it, I couldn't contain it, I would just start laughing again. This had to have been the highlight of my week so far, and it's only monday!
oh and then I was sitting in the Union Building waiting for my next class to start when I heard BAM! again. ANOTHER kid was leaning on his chair and it slipped and her feel to the ground, CLASSIC!
It's soo wonderful to laugh. Ahhhh.

Studious!

2009-10-09T13:23:00.006-06:00

This will be me all weekend.
I have 4 online assignments due Sunday (kill me now)
I have a comparison/contrast essay due Monday (haven't started that one yet, whoops)
I have an outline due Monday (oh haven't started that either)
I have a math assignment due Monday (started but, have a feeling it wont get finished anytime soon)
I have a math review Monday (doubt a review will help)
I have a math test Wednesday (Gonna fail, that's a given)
I have a personal constitution due Thursday (please bless)
And to end my list nicely I have Shingles again, Hip Hip Hooray!
PS can I just say that having a little camera built in to your computer is wonderful. And I bet you're all likin' it too, because now you get to see my pretty face all the time! I will do another post next week if I make it through this one alive :)

I think it's time for a tutor :D

2009-09-24T15:12:00.003-06:00

you probably can't read this but it says that I retrieved a D+ on my first math test. FAIL is what I call that ha!

Here is the story you've been waiting for! Well story that Lauren has been waiting for anyways :)

2009-09-24T10:22:00.002-06:00

This face explains the shock I was in last night....I know, i look super cute.

So.....the story begins.

I met this fellow in institute. his name will be withheld.
He got my number and I was super excited, I called my sisters immediately and told them the news.
We end up hanging out last night. So I go out to where he lives (I didn't want to hang out at my house, too many people) and we got to the park on 24th above harrison. We're having a jolly time, he's saying all the right things. Everything a girl wants to here was coming out of his mouth. (seems to good to be true).
It's about eh, 10:15 or so, and we got on the subject of past people (dates) in our lives. Of course my list was short, but his seemed to go on forever. He gets to this story about this girl that stalks him. I guess she is a crazy.
So we continue to talk, when all of a sudden I look at him and his eyes are glazed over and he looks like he just saw the Devil. I've never seen someone look so scared before in my life! I ask what's wrong and he tells me that we need to start walking away from where we are. I ask him why and he says that The Girl is here. I thought he was joking, so i just laughed it off and continued talking, he starts walking though so i followed him. all of a sudden I hear a girl screaming "johndoe get the F back here!" I'm a little worried at this point. When she finally catches up to us.....

She is throwing the F bomb every which way. She was telling me that this was her ex husband and that they are bf gf right now and what i was doing with him. I told her that we were just hanging out, nothing more. Then she goes off saying: in her exact words." What they F is going on here johndoe! Do you know that I am having s e x with him and that we are together? He f'd me while he was on his mission and and he is an excommunicated member of the church! you know, I was just at the institute building and God told me to come here and sure enough you are here. (now obviously if God told her that I don't think she would be cussing so badly) How dare you! Did you touch her? 'no he did not touch me we were just hanging out'" then she slaps him, I then ask her why she slapped him and she stated that he has done worse to her, that he has given her a black eye and she had to lie to her family about how she got it. meanwhile he is telling her to go away and to leave us alone. I ask if i can talk to her, so I tell her "Jaimie, take a deep breath, I don't know anything that's going on, I just happen to be a person standing here listening to this" she calms down and tells me this "You need to stay away from this man, he is no good" So I start walking to my car and both of them catch up to me, she gets in her car, I tell her it was very nice to meet her, and she peels off almost hitting us. I get in my car, and he says that he will just walk home (which I was TOTALLY fine with) and I drove home quietly. I got home and he was texting me telling me how sorry he was about what happened. But I honestly don't know who to believe the psycho girl or him. But even though this girl was off her rocker, there was something in her voice that was concerned that I was there with him. I don't want to believe what I heard but i sort of do.
I know that I don't want anything more with this kid that friendship, but it scares me that he could be that type of person just putting on a facade to make a good impression.

I'm sorry to bore you with this story, but i figured if i posted it on here i wouldn't have to repeat myself several times.
i'm still in shock right now about last nights events. And i'm not sure what to think, or how to handle the whole thing. I hope institute isn't awkward ;P

anyways, I could've shared a whole lot more about the story but i don't want to make either of these people seem bad, when I don't know them, and trust me there was a ton more that i could've shared, but that can hold off for now.
thanks for reading.
let me know what you think of my night hahaha, any words of advice would be greatly appreciated!

I have a story for you!

2009-09-24T00:20:00.002-06:00

But it's gonna have to wait until tomorrow because it is 12:21 AM right now and I must go to bed seeing as how I have class in the morning.

It's juicy though...

I'm still in shock...

It was like it came right out of the movies...

I was scarey-ly (is what a word?) a part of it.

I want to cry....

I want to punch this person...

I want to know if it's true....

But I know things will never work out between us.........SOMETHING just doesn't feel right. (if ya know what I mean)

Stay tuned for the story of the event that happened tonight.

Hint:
Boy
me
psycho (or was she)
night time
park
Ogden

STAY TUNED

Fall T.V. It will become a terrible distraction!

2009-09-17T19:50:00.002-06:00

It is disgusting how much t.v. I like to watch. And it is so sad that I probably wont get to watch all of these.....TiVo overload if you ask me.
I really hope these seasons are super amazing!

No crafty abilities :(

2009-09-15T21:50:00.007-06:00

What it's supposed to look like. Lori made this one :)

What mine looks like. Notice the crooked ornaments because the words are supposed to be on the other side of the paper.

What it's supposed to look like. Again.... Lori made this :)

What mine looks like. I had to stamp it several times to get the words to show up, so that was a mess. then I glued the flower thing on top of the ribbon so I couldn't even open it even if i wanted to. Oh dear.....I think I shall give up on the crafts :)

Oh wait...notice something else about it? As I threw it in my backseat (actually chucked it out of disgust) It decided to chuck back. As I closed my door, it silently slipped between the door and my car....resulting in this. Hahahahaha oh how it makes me giggle.

Kanye= Turd

2009-09-14T09:23:00.001-06:00

I was completely shocked!

Holy Moly!

2009-09-13T12:13:00.001-06:00

I've watched this a bazillion times! This movie looks soooooo much better than Twilight, i'm so excited! And don't forget to tune into the VMA's tonight on MTV for the LONGER version! Woot Woot!

You MUST watch this!

2009-09-11T23:19:00.002-06:00

I just finished watching The Boy in the Striped Pajamas literally 2 minutes ago.
This movie was very touching.
It's about the Holocaust. I wont tell you anything more except for the fact that the little boy who plays Bruno...Wow.
It definitely brought on the water works for me at the very end. You never think about stories especially ones about the Holocaust through the eyes of a child. I Highly recommend this movie to all.

I hate it.... I do.

2009-09-09T21:26:00.002-06:00

I know it is backwards but I don't think it make a difference. It's still a bunch of gibberish!

WOWZERS!

2009-09-04T19:13:00.002-06:00

Take a listen to this! This guy is a psycho! Kinda makes me laugh though, I mean come on, how many guys would really say that to a girl?

I can't figure out how to do one of those cool little links, so go copy and paste this URL into your address box Please!

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Leave me a comment...what did you think about it?

I definitely did this in High school

2009-08-29T16:59:00.004-06:00

I just hope I wont be one in College.... :(

The Po Po, They're everywhere!

2009-08-25T17:11:00.002-06:00

Darn Po Po.
I'm driving up on campus trying to find a parking spot. It's my first day mind you.
I obviously don't know any rules of the campus.
So I pull into a parking lot that is right next to Elizabeth Hall, which is where my English class is. i'm driving around the lot lookin' for a place to park my vehicle, when I spot it! Celestial parking! I'm filled with glee, as I pull into the conveniently close parking spot, I start to notice the tags on peoples rear view mirror. What the.....they all say A2, mine don't say that. So I begin to pull out, realizing I probably shouldn't park here since my tag just has a W on it. As i'm making my way out of the stall, a see blinking lights behind me. Really? really.
The Po Po. I of course roll down my window for the kind Sir, and he kindly states the fallowing

POPO:"Do you realize that you aren't allowed to park here?"

Me:"why yes sir, I just realized this as soon as I parked, that's why i'm pulling out"

POPO:"can I get your DL?"

Me:"yes sir, here you go."

POPO:"Do you have a class right now?"

Me:"no sir, it starts at 11:30, I came early to find a parking spot."

POPO"Ok, Well I will just be giving you a warning this time, just be more careful."

Me: "alright, thank you very much!"

Random thought: Why do we always say thank you to the police after they give you a ticket? Should we be saying, YOU SUCK! GIVE ME A BREAK!.
like I said....random thought.

So I pull out of the lot, and lo and behold! There is a spot on the road (where if you have a W tag, you are allowed to park) it is a parallel spot, so I would have to use my not so mad skills and squeez in there. After probably 4 minutes of twisting my wheel to get my car parked magically between two other cars, a hispanic man comes up out of the blue, hits his fists madly on my window and yells at me to move!
Ok maybe he didn't pound with his fists, maybe he tapped with his fingers, and maybe he didn't yell, maybe he spoke very kindly.
anyways, he tells me that I am NOT allowed to park here, because it says No Parking. What the Heck! So all these cars can park there but i'm not allowed to? what crap.
So I begin to pull out when, can you guess what happens?......The PO Po arrive right behind me! I pull out and drive up a little ways so that we aren't blocking traffic.
he comes out, I roll down the window, and the whole schpeel again! I had to clarify that I had Just Bearly parked there and was moving because I was told not to park there. So I got ANOTHER warning thankgoodness! I ask him where on this darn campus I WAS allowed to park. he stated that I could park up basically on the top of the mountain. I drive up there, my oxygen level suffering. It's PACKED.
Whatever.
So I drive towards Gma Speechly's home. and finally find a parking spot on 36th just below Birch.
So much for pay $65 for a Weber State parking pass. Sooo Lame.

end of story :)

while i'm at it

2009-08-18T22:21:00.001-06:00

I reaaaaally like this song too
I heard it a LONG LONG time ago, but it just has one of those sounds that make you wanna smile.
enjoy :)

Can I be the girl that you met in the coin laundry?

2009-08-18T22:00:00.004-06:00

Ok so I LOVE this song!
I was reading Rockstar Diaries a while back and this music video was posted on her blog, ever since i'd heard it, I can't get it out of my head.
take a listen :)

p.s. If you don't read Rockstar Diaries then you MUST begin, she is just fabulous.

Rest In Peace

2009-06-26T12:17:00.003-06:00

Wow can you beleive M.J., Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon died?
CRAZY!
Michael may have been kind of wacko but you can't deny that he had INCREDIBLE talent.
He will surely be missed, he had an amazing impact on the music industry.
Here is one my all time favorite songs from him.
Black or White

Michael Jackson - Black Or White (Official Music Video) - The top video clips of the week are here
And of course you can't talk about M.J without discussing Thriller. Probably one of the Best music videos ever! But that's just my opinion :)

Michael Jackson - Thriller (Official Music Video) - Click here for more amazing videos

Pine View

2009-06-26T10:38:00.003-06:00

Yesterday Haley, Lori, the kids, and I drove up to the Dam for some summer fun!
We had a blast, we pretty much had the beach to ourselves, there were just two other families there. probably because the beach was so small. Last time we went there was tons of beach, and we only had to pay like $4 to get in, but this year there was seriously only a few yards, and we had to pay $10 to get in. what crap.
but here are some pictures of the festivities.

The evolution:

2009-06-19T13:17:00.002-06:00

Alright. I know you are all probably sick and tired of hearing about this bruise, but.......it just keeps getting worse and it makes me laugh.
So I here-by promise that this is the LAST picture of the nasty thing.

the end.

Update:

2009-06-10T18:04:00.003-06:00

on the terrible fall down the stairs bruise.
i seem to like updateing things these days.
anyways.
haley said the bruise was much worse today, so i will show you the pictures.
she also said that the pictures don't do it justice.
so maybe i shouldn't show you the pictures.....

i will just show you them. whatever.
here goes.

if you notice, i have a circle bruise. it's quite the site.

Just keep it coming...

2009-06-09T22:07:00.003-06:00

Ha ha. ok.
So things are happening.
Today I was putting some shine serum on Zions hair because i had straightened it, and if any of you know ethnic hair, you know it absorbs like no other, seriously right after you wash it, if you dab it with a towel it's dry, but that's not the point, the point is, i had to put a lot of serum in to make her hair shiny. so now that i've used 1/4 of the bottle I have all this excess stuff on my hands so what do i do? I think...."you know how all these celebrities have shiny legs? I wonder how they do it. Oh! maybe they use like shine serum!"
So i apply it to my legs.
and the balls of my feet, because they are ruff, and me being fun, think if i put shiny stuff on them, that they will be soft. yep. no.
so i proceed to stand up and go downstairs to get some beans for my mother.
i start heading down the stairs and see a towel that i told zion to go put in my bathroom. but i decide to just kick it down the stairs since it is haley's towel anyways.
so...i kick.
and it was like a banana was placed at that very moment under my foot.
so...i slipped.
boy did i slip.
i slipped down to the 2 step.
I kept thinking. i'm going to stop, but i just seemed to keep going.
As i reached pretty much the bottom of the stair case, an overwhelming pain comes to my body. exact location would be my back (where they shingles are) and my upper arm.
by this time my mom is at my side because she heard the thud thud thud. and zion is above me, telling me " it's ok kels, i'll go get you an ice pack stay there".
I am dying of laughter. but i am crying.
my arm is throbbing, and my back? well it was in a crap load of unecessary pain.
so needless to say, i wont be applying any shine serum to my feet anytime soon, i will just keep it to my legs.
but now i will leave you of some lame pictures.
it was much worse at the time of the accident, but now the bruise has dwindled, but the pain still reminds me of it's precence.
so if you look really hard you might be able to see some slight discoloration.
and my arm looks retarded because i was trying to take a picture of the back of my arm by my self. it's really hard.

I feel so loved :)

2009-06-08T18:08:00.003-06:00

So within the week I have had some visitors bearing wonderful gifts for me. My little primary girl Tyler, brought me homemade cookies right out of the oven and a little handmade picture.

One of my best friends Michelle, who i've been friends with since before preschool, brought me some more homemade sugar cookies with all this cute little pipeing on all of them. of course there were only two left when i took the picture, there were just too good NOT to eat.

Then my best friend marissa, made me a cake! It was so cute, and my favorite kind too! Rainbow Chip! It was so cute, it had all of our inside jokes written on it.
but of course we had eaten a strip of it too before i got a picture haha.

Today I got a special package in the mail from my Beautiful and Amazing sister Steph. She is the kindest and most thoughtful person. I got the package that read, from sista steph to kelsie "kel-wray" Bruce. I opened it right away expecting like a package of candy or something, but no. I got candy, lip gloss, super cute earrings, a shirt!, and of course a little card. which said:

Kels, I heard you were pretty sick. sorry I can't be there to make you laugh, watch Madea movies & lift your spirits. But I thought a package might help. Nothing makes me happier these days then a package/letter in the mail. I hope you feel better soon. Know what we are thinking of you & you're in our prayers xoxo Steph.

This made my day! Steph I couldn't ask for a better sister. We get along so great, I can only remember one time that we have ever really had a fight, and that was this year, but it didn't last even 5 minutes haha. I want you to know how much I love you, and how much it means to me that you would think of me, and even send me a freaking package of goodies! You are seriously the best! I love you sooo much!

PLEASE READ THIS!

2009-06-06T19:04:00.013-06:00

This is my best friend Marissa Mikami's blog.
I was reading this post today and was DYING of laughter!
Please read it.
Oh and the rest of her blog is amazingly and similarly written too. so check it out.
If you don't laugh, you have a problem.

well somehow i can't make a link right now.

so copy and paste this address:
http://www.marissamikami.blogspot.com/

CAL-i-FOR-nia

2009-06-06T16:20:00.008-06:00

Well last week we were in Cali! It was so much fun. We left Layton Sunday morning and ventured on our 12 hour drive to San Francisco! It was so amazing. we stopped in Napa the first night and then went to the winery the next day and sampled wines from around the world. SOO YUMMY

Yeah right.
We sampled CHEESE from around the world. so good.

then we were off to San Fran the next day. WOW
so cool. we drove through Muir woods where the redwoods are and then across the golden gate bridge, down Lomard Street AKA the crooked road and to our condo to check in, (located right in downtown SF) and headed a couple blocks down to H&M my FAVORITE store on the planet earth!

Spent too much money!

Next day we went to fishermans warf to pier 39 so cool! We ate at Bubba Gumps. tastey tastey and so fun.
then off to see WICKED! I had never heard the music to this broadway show or even heard of the story line, so it was a great surprise. Amazing, you totally need to go see it.

Next day we headed down to Solvang which is a little dutch community in the middle of Cali. it was cute. we went to a little resteraunt called the Mustard Seed, and made frieds with the owner who was from jerusalem.
then we decided to go to the "market" next door for some food for the next morning. yeah not a market. it was a liquor store. and as we walked out there were 2 hispanics and a white man standing there with one hand in the pocket of their hoodie (and this is a zip up hoodie mind you) and could totally see the image of a gun. lets just say i walked as quickly as possible without seeming like i knew what they were up to.

we made it safely back to the car as you can tell.

then it was off to san diego the next morning. I should mention that the whole point of this trip was to go see my cousin Abby get married.

so we get there and have fun. I buy a new phone charger since the one i had was left in Napa. Then we do more shopping at H&M yay!

next day we go to the mall again, and go see UP and eat dinner at the california pizza kitchen.

mine was delicious. a bbq chicken pizza.
my parents on the other hand? didn't settle too well.

then the wedding! it was beautiful. so glad we made it.
Ok i will stop talking now and start posting pictures. ENJOY!
Oh and PS If you don't know what a picture is i'm sorry, something is screwed up and i can't see the pictures before i post them, it's just a bunch of numbers and words, so i don't know what the picture is, if i wanted to put a subtititle under it. but the one of me in the skirt is me at H&M. that skirt was all tulle, and cost like $70. if you have any other questions about the pictures just leave a comment and i will let you know :)

Shingles Update

2009-06-04T21:15:00.003-06:00

So i know i said i wasn't going to post any nasty pictures of this horrible-ness, but I think i shall do it anyways, just so you guys can see what it is. I of course wont show you the nether region, but here is my back. it's not the prettiest back to begin with, but i'm sure you can look past that and see the ouchiness.

Why me?

2009-06-03T10:57:00.003-06:00

I have these....

except in rash form on the entire right side of my body. It started friday in Cali, yes California. my mom and I came to the conclusion that it was probably just a boil from sitting too long in the car / leather seats. But it just kept getting worse. painfulling worse and worse. So yesterday i went to the doc. and he said well it's either shingles or a herpes virus (not the naughty one) but after i got home they started spreading, and shingles we know stay to one side of your body. well that's how it is. my right side is being seriously affected. i'm not going to lie, it's probably the most painful thing i've gone through, and i've gone through quite a bit of pain. so i wont get into the hairy details of it all. but it started down in my groin ( which is probably the worst place to get anything) and has spread up to my stomach and back. OH JOY!
I left you with a picture of shingles on the roof, but if you want to see the real deal you can google it and there will be a rather large amount of pictures for you to gander at.
well i must go and be miserable now.
farewell

Hallelujah!

2009-05-21T13:05:00.003-06:00

I am SOO glad Kris Allen won! I was posotive that it was gonna be Adam Lambert, I was so shocked with Ryan called Kris' name! He was definatly the right pick, he is America's boy next door and he is very versitile. Adam was just to Glam Rock for me, a little too much of the same thing. Don't get me wrong i still liked adam a lot, he has and AMAZING voice, but kris was most definatly the better pick for our American Idol.
Please share your opinions if you watch the show, i would love to hear what you think :)

The greatest gift in the whole round wold!

2009-05-12T18:44:00.003-06:00

A few weeks ago I was invited to a "favorite things party" by ChelsI. We got there (haley and i) super happy and excited, there was food, and drinks, and people and fun. the party started and how joyous it was. we were each supposed to bring 4 of our favorite things, then we wrote our name on 4 pieces of paper. we went around and everyone took 4 names out of the bowl, those 4 people got your "favorite thing" well it started off swell. with laughter and happiness. there was body wash, caramels, lipgloss, scenties, books, and gift cards. most of the gift cards were practical. others...well.. were hand made on fibery construction paper, written in marker and then laminated. these 4 gift cards said the following. " good for two home made oven pads, please redeem within the fallowing weeks" as we were getting closer to the end of the circle, i was praying that my name would not get picked for those hot pads, but with my luck my name was called and i went and retrieved my gift card. the next day or so we went to visit chelsi, and i made a loud sarcastic remark about having my gift card for my oven pads. turns out that lady was at the desk right behind me. i was so embarrassed and shocked and scared that she heard me, but i decided to play it out cool and pretend as though those words had not been uttered.
I mysteriously lost this gift card, somewhere. and sadly i did not get a picture of its beauty and marvle. you would've laughed exuberantly (sp.?) but today, about 3 weeks later i came to work and found hot pads stalking me. i was frightened to say the least. here are the pictures of the new member of the household.

Eeeek!

2009-05-05T15:57:00.002-06:00

so
I was at the mall today
me and my friend went to exchange her swim suit
then headed to the food court
we got some Chinese food.
Yum!
we were sitting and talking and such
when out of the corner of our eyes
we see a man shaking the toy vending machine next to us
we think nothing of it really
then we continue eating
we look over once more
and we see a lady shaking it, with visible struggle.
we laugh
i make a remark,
"she should probably stop, she looks ridiculous"
we laugh again
but our laughter had a 3rd party
it's the lady
she keeps laughing while making this remark.
you know, i payed $3 for this toy so i'm going to get it out (or something a long the lines)
and you're probably thinking oh that doesn't sound that bad
well she said it ever so rudely, which i totally deserved for making that statement.
I was SO EMBARRASSED! I just put my head down and finished my sweet and sour chicken in silence.
so word to the wise, keep what you're saying behind someones back, quiet.

Like a cow in tall grass, i'm utterly tickled to share this with you.

2009-05-05T11:35:00.003-06:00

Well......I got it!
I am the proud owner of the Samsung Behold.
I am in love
It is just lovely!
it's pink
it does uhmazing things
it makes me happy
it WORKS
it's smart
it doesn play tricks on me
it does so many fun things it makes me jealous
Here's to new phones, HOLLER!

terrible loss

2009-04-29T21:37:00.004-06:00

My Dear phone:

Dear phone, I love you, but you are making me nuts! Our relationship is nothing but you playing tricks on me! I think i am typing one thing to my friend, and then i come to find that i sent them some nonsence, some non-words, because some of your keyes wont type and it makes me angry. and then i put you on vibrate so that i don't interupt the work place, and instead you make the dog whistle noise. it hurts my feelings and my ears. and other times, you're little scrolly ball thing that lights up, well, it gets stuck, and i can't use my phone at all, becuase without that track ball, the phone has no life. we have had 14 glorious months together, but i think it's time we break up. now before you start crying, i want you to know that i will still keep you near in my room, but i think it's time i move on. on to something a little more reliable, and "working" i'm sorry.

Hmm maybe an Iphone? Or the Samsung Behold? (: (: (: (:

Red Lips?

2009-04-16T10:05:00.002-06:00

So lately i've been obssessed with this blog called "rockstar diaries" Steph got me hooked on it. Man, I think I need help with this one. This girl is from UT but lives in NY, and she is so cute and fun, I just can't help but be jealous of her. anywho. So like i said, i've been looking at her blog all day reading every post from day 1, and i've noticed that she wears red lipstick a lot, and that i really liked it. So I went out and baught me some firey red lipstick! Man i'm loving it! it's hard to get used to because its so bright. but unfortunatly i have very pale lips so it's hard to apply the redness without getting it everywhere, but hopefully i will get the hang of it soon.

St. Jorge

2009-04-14T09:39:00.004-06:00

OK so I'm not really in the mood to write a novel about our st george experience so i'm not going to write a lot. rather, i will just list the key points to the trip.
1: We leave Layton
2: We stop in Beaver for a traditional picture sitting on the large rocking chair in front of Chevron.
3: We go see cousin Michelle in Cedar.
4: We make it to St Jorge
5: We are staying with the nicest people on the planet. Lindsay and Kelly Heitz
6: We venture to the red rocks for the Heitz family pictures done my my steph. Check them out at Aubrunsoul.blogspot.com they should be up soon.
7: We go to Pirate Pizza.
8: I get a bloody nose that lasts forever.
9: Go get Dan at the Vegas Airport
10: Go to H&M in Planet Hollywood mall.
11: Go to Excalibur
12: Return to St jorge
13: Go to dinner at made in Brazil.
14: Get another nose bleed that lasts 30 min. single bathroom, people waiting, nose decides to be Ol' faithful.
15: Eat lots of meat
16: get home go to bed.
17: supposed to get on the road early, so that we can get to our family photo shoot at 5:30.
18: forgot to leave early.
19: my nose is bleeding again, almost 40 min. endless amounts of blood.
20: we get all our stuff in the car and are ready to head out at about 11
21: I get another nose bleed that lasts 20 min.
22: kelly gives me tissues, lindsay gives me a plastic bag.
23: we drive home.
24: make it to the photoshoot late
25: family is mad at us.
26: we get beautiful pictures.
27: we go to Arctic circle
28: Zion steals the menu from the table
29: we force her to return it.
30: we go home and sleep.
all in all, the trip wasn't amazing, but it was definatly a memory. and with all that went on we only got two pictures during the trip sadly.

Oh how I love thee!

2009-04-01T23:02:00.003-06:00

Edward, Oh.......Edward. When I heard the doorbell ring as I was in the bathroom, I had no idea it would be you. But to my surprise it was! I'm so happy you finally understand that we are meant to be together. We will be married soon just you wait and see. And we will be as happy as can be. Oh Edward.

On a Sunday afternoon...

2009-03-15T22:20:00.004-06:00

I just wanted to be like you!

2009-03-04T21:48:00.004-07:00

So my Mom sent these pictres to me.
And the story goes: My mom and dad took Zi with them to the Grocery store to pick up a few things. And my mom had left her purse in the back seat. My dad turned around and saw Zi rummaging through it, and told her to stop. He looked back a few minutes later, and saw her going through it once again, and again told her to stop going through the purse. Well by the third time he looked back, he no longer saw her scrounging through the bag, but saw to his dismay and delight, this face of hers. My mom looked and saw her face, and asked her why she had done this, and she answered nonchalant, " Because I wanted to be like you Nana" I guess my mom had put some lipstick on before they left for the store, and Zi decided that one way to be like Nana would to wear the same lipstick as Nana, all over her lips! hahaha enjoy the pics!

Happy Birthday Grandma Bruce!

2009-03-04T21:23:00.003-07:00

So Saturday the 28 was my Grandma Bruce's 86th birthday! She came over on Sunday for a birthday dinner of scones! Mmmmm yummy! And of course finished it off with Grandmas Homemade Chocolate Cake (but of course my mother took the liberty of making it :D) It was a wonderful day, and I am so lucky to have my grandma in my life. She is so fun, and is so young! There isn't a single wrinkle on her face, thanks to Oil of Olay, she swears by it hahaha. She is so beautiful, and I am so thankful to have her still here. She has stayed so strong and full of life, since my Grandpa died in 2004. I am so proud of her and all she has accomplished in her long life. I hope she has many more years to come here on earth. I hope I can cherish each and everyone of those moments with her.
And a shout out to my Gma and Gpa Speechly, Can't forget them! They are so wonderful and caring, grandma loves her journaling/geneology and music, which keeps her mind young and yearning for more. And my Gpa Speechly is quiet, but he sure can make you laugh when he wants to :) I love my grandparent's so much, and am so lucky to have them still in my life!

I love to see the temple!

2009-03-04T11:26:00.002-07:00

So it seems my Wards YW and YM just can't let go of me. The laurel president (which happens to be one of my best friends) called me Sunday night and asked me if I would like to go to the Mutal activity, which was going down to Draper for the Temple open house. Of course I said yes! I got off work early yesterday and headed to the church which we were supposed to meet at, at 4:45 but i got there a little late, anyways, that's not important, What's important is that it was a long car ride down sitting in the middle section of the suburban, without eating dinner or lunch for that matter, so I was starving, and it just happened to be Rush Hour. Oh but the best part is, I had my Ipod but my friend Kye who was riding with us, insisted that he play deal or no deal on it the whole ride down, which i didn't mind, other then I wanted to listen to some soothing music, to get the girl that was sitting next to me to shut up! Sheesh I love this girl, but she can TALK! And I was uber carsick, and I don't enjoy someone talking my ear off when i am trying to relax and she just talked talked and asked me so many questions! Ah man, I was just about to chuck something at her (even though I love her dearly).
Anywho, we finally get down to Draper, and go to a church so that we can catch a bus up to the temple. So, we go inside and sit down (our reservation was for 6:40 and it was about 6:30) patiently waiting, and keep moving a row back closer and closer to leaving. But one time when i get up i notice something red on my chair, yes ladies you know what i'm talking about, sorry men. And I was wearing a white dress that I had just purchased earlier that day. Yikes! I ran to the bathroom with the assistance of my friends, the one who invited me, and the one that i wanted to slap. I was luckily wearing a long coat, but not long enough, there was you know what everywhere! So there I was trying to stick my dress in the sink while all these girls are walking in, and my friends are trying to block me with no success, but we're all girls right? no biggy seeing someone standing in their pantyhose with their dress around their waist sitting in the sink. Then the "talk a lot" girl, runs out and starts asking EVERYONE if they have a pad, and I mean EVERY woman in the room. Luckily there was one lady. So I got most of it out of my dress, so I just walked around with a big wet spot on my dress.
When I make it back to the holding room, they announce that our bus had broken down and it would be a while longer until we got to leave, by this time it was about 7:15, and they took us into the chaple to watch a movie. When the movie ended we sat there for probably another 10 minutes, then the bus had arrived! Hooray! So we all hop in the bus, and off we went! About 3 minutes into the ride I start smelling the "onion" smell. Ok, who's armpit was I sticking my nose in? I look around and notice that I my head is literally being cradled insome ones pit, because their arm was reaching up to hold onto the handle bar thing, and it was literally like a japanese subway in there. There was absolutly no room to move. So I am standing there almost dry heaving, and notice that we are moving impeciably slow, and all these buses are moveing super fast by us. Yes we were on the side of the road going up hill, in the "slow bus". What's going to happen next? Well nothing actually happend thank goodness. We finally made it to the temple and I was sooo thankful to get off that dang bus. We walked into the temple, and all my troubles dissapeard. It was breathtaking inside! The Celestial room was by far my favorite! There were so many people there too so it took a while to get through but it was well worth it.
By the time the tour was over I was feeling so good, and then I remembered that I had to get on the bus again. But to my surprise it was much roomier than before and was actually fun! So we get back to the church and get back into the suburban, and the chatter begins again! Oh my. But luckily I was the one with MY Ipod, so I plopped the little earbuds in my ear and slept the night away, until I got home.
Well for all of you who havn't been to the Open house yet, I highly recommend it! It is going on til the 14th.
And that was my story for you all. hope you enjoyed reading about my wonderful day yesterday!

In concert?????????!

2009-02-26T23:42:00.005-07:00

Yes it's true, my Idol David Archuleta is indeed comeing to the E center or whatever it's called to do a concert for his future wife, being me. Tickets are going on sale this saturday, so be wise and purchase one before they are all sold out. I just can't fathom that he is gonna be here again, for me to behold. Oh Glory! This just may be the best thing to happen to me in a while!

She wants to ride her Bicycle!

2009-02-26T22:51:00.003-07:00

So today seemed like the perfect day, to ride a bicycle. No snow, all you need is a light jacket. So what should you do? Well get out the training wheels and take the bike for a spin. I am talking about Zion of course. And since Haley doesn't get around to blogging to often, I will take the liberty of posting this story. It's short but sweet. We got Zion in her jacket, took her outside, put her on the bike, she rode it around for a few minutes, then she was done. Like I said, short and sweet haha. But all in all, I think she thouroughly enjoyed it, and would be happy to ride her bicycle one day soon! I will leave you with some pictures of the event.

Tattoo?!

2009-02-20T21:03:00.006-07:00

Yes it's true, if you read my blog a few posts down, it was a survey, and it asked if I had any tattoo's, and well, i said i had "thug life" tattoo'ed across my non-knuckles. And here is the proof!

Hahaha totally kidding guys! Haley and I just got bored, and thought we should make it happen! now I just hope it washes off by sunday! hahaha

Insane!

2009-02-19T18:24:00.002-07:00

Wow, I am amazed! My friend Alisha painted this for me! Isn't it awesome?! I gave her one of my senior pictures and it turned out like this! Bravo Lish, Bravo!

I just felt the urge.

2009-02-19T00:15:00.002-07:00

100 Questions
Today at 12:16 AM

1.] Real Name? Kelsie Wray Bruce
[2.] Like It? it's rad
[3.] Single or Taken? single
[4.] Zodiac Sign: aquarious
[5.] Male or Female? female
[6.] Elementary School? Sarah Jane Adams Elementary
(8.) Middle School? North Layton Junior High Ga-hettto
[8.] High School? Northridge!
[10.] Hair Color? radiantly red
[11.] Eye Color? grey....
[12.] Hair Length? awkward stage
[13.] Current Worry? career?
[14.] Weight? N/A
[15.] Are You A Health Freak? Do I seem concerned about the food i shovel into my mouth?
[16.] Height? 5'4"
[17.] Do You Have A Crush On Someone? negetive
[18.] Do You Like Yourself? sometimes yes, other times no
[19.] Any piercings? each ear
[20.] Any Tattoos? thug life on my wannabe knuckles
[21.] Righty or Lefty? I am a righty

***FIRSTS***
[22.] First Surgery? 8, tonsels
[23.] First piercing? my ears
[24.] First Best Friend? Shay Pringle
[25.] First Award? Haha i think it is safe to say that i have never won and award
[26.] First Sport? swimming
[27.] First Pet? buffy
[28.] First Vacation? St. G probably
[29.] First Teacher? Mrs. jacobsen
[30.] First Crush? hahaha, i think it was dakota, in my first grade class
[31.] First big birthday? the day i was actually born

***THIS OR THAT***
[32.] Orange or Apple Juice? apple
[33.] Rock or Rap? both
[34.] Country or Screamo? country
[35.] N'Sync or Backstreet Boys? tuffy, but i'm gonna say n'sync
[36.] Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? britney
[37.] Night or Day? both please
[38.] Sun or Moon? sun
[39.] TV or Internet? difficult.
[40.] PlayStation or Xbox? neither
[41.] Kiss or Hug? both for sure
[42.] Iguana or Turtles? Turtles for sure
[43.] Spider or Bee? what kind of Q is that. "would you rather be shot in your left leg or your right leg?" the point is they both suck!!
[44.] Fall or spring? probably spring
[45.] Limewire or iTunes? iTunes
[46.] Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate
[47.] Soccer or Baseball? i'd rather watch basketball, but play neither
[48.] Hot or Cold? hot or cold what?? it depends on what its askin

***CURRENTLY**
[49.] Eating? nothing
[50.] Drinking? I just swallowed some saliva
[51.] I'm about to? fall asleep
[52.] Listening to? the keyboard clicking
[53.] Plans for today? well since it is morning, when i wake up i am babysitting, then going to institute then going to lunch, then, shopping, then dinner, then getting my picture that my friend painted of me! I am so excited, pictures to come!
[54.] Waiting for? a man

***FUTURE***
[55.] Want Kids? oh yes
[56.] When? I am married and ready
[57.] Marriage? indeed
[58.] When? when some guy pops the question
[59.] Where Do You Want To Live? Utah
[60.] How Many Kids? 2-3
[61.] Any Name on the Mind? Classified information
[62.] What Did You Want To Be When You Were Little? a vet
[63.] What Do You Think You’ll Really Be Doing? idk i am to indecisive
[64.] Something You Would Never Try? eating dog
[65.] When Do You Want to Die? later

where did 66-76 go.........oh well im sick of this tihng anyways

***HAVE YOU EVER? ***
[77.] Kissed A Stranger? nope
[78.] Drank Bubbles? what?
[79.] Lost Glasses/ Contacts? nope not yet
[80.] Climbed Up A Tree? yes, and never again
[81.] Broken Someone's Heart? unfortunatly i think i might have
[82.] Had your heart broken? I think so
[83.] Ran away from home? hahaha nope
[84.] Been Arrested? doesnt seem that way
[85.] Liked A Friend As More Than A Friend? yes indeed

***DO YOU BELIEVE IN***
[86.] Yourself? as an awesome person yes, as a lazy person......no?
[87.] Miracles? why yes, yes i do
[88.] Love at First Sight? eh, no
[89.] Santa Claus? is this a trick question?
[90.] Kissing On the First Date? idk depends on how the date went
[92.] God? duh

***ANSWER TRUTHFULLY***
[93.] Is There Someone you want to be with right now? Yes, my sister and her family in dallas
[94.] Do You Like Someone? not at the moment

***LASTS***

[95.] Received/Sent Text Message? alisha, alisha
[96.] Received Call? alisha
[97.] Call Made? alisha hahahahahaha
[98.] Comment on Facebook? idk i think lori
[99.] Missed Call? rachel
[100.] Person You Hung out with? alisha,

wow this will never happen again, i am way to tired, and i was to lazy to come up with clever responses. sorry guys.

Come again?

2009-02-18T00:23:00.002-07:00

I wake up as usual, eat my breakfast, take my drugs, and then plop my butt on the couch and turn on the TV. Much to my dismay, the Disney Channel is not working, What? Wait, is this really happening? Out of all the channels, it has to be Disney channel. Bum-er. What's going on here? 2 4 and 5 are working just dandy but the channel where all my wildest dreams come true, has decided to not let me indluge in its Hannah Montana, nor its Wizards of Waverly place. Well this is just crap. What am I to do know? Watch The Young and the Restless? I think not. So I do what any normal sane person would do. I put on a disney movie, but even more to my dismay, the DVD player will not play the darn movie. Now I am becoming depressed. I am at a loss, I don't know what to do now. So I sit and watch the Disney Channel, in all it's Blackness, in hopes that maybe by some sliver of chance, it will miraculously turn back on. But, after 10-15 min i gave up and went and got on Facebook, man what a lifesaver, I could spend hours on there doing absolutly nothing and still feel entertained somehow. But before I knew it, it was 1:30 and i had work at 3 and i was still in my PJ's! How the heck did this happen? I seriously sat at the computer for 2 hours with out moving.
As I type this, I am realizing I have a sick problem, and I have no life......I need help pronto.

But on another note, umm snow much?
yes it snowed more! when i went out to measure at about 2 we had 10 inches!!! Holy Hannah Montana! It just needs to stop now, we have had enough, no more snow please.
Oh and on the news tonight the weather man said that we actually got 18 inches here in East Layton, that means it snowed even more after I left for work! yikes. let's kick it back a notch..

Here is a picture to depict the snow fall.

Anyone seeking models?

2009-02-11T21:46:00.003-07:00

Yes this is how Haley and I do our jobs, we "work" the camera.

Oh my!

2009-01-19T14:16:00.002-07:00

Well since I know Haley probably wont get around to updating her blog anytime soon, I have decided to take the initiative and do this post. It was about a week ago, Sunday when this happened. Zion was kneeling on a stool, and my mom (nana) told her to go to the counter to eat or something, and the stool was by the sink. So side note, our stools have a swivle seat, which means they move. So Zion got up, the seat swivled, and BAM! down she went. She was left with this HUGE goose egg, I am not exaggerating when I say HUGE either, I'm sure you'll agree, it isn't a pretty site.

Give Away!!!

2009-01-08T11:37:00.003-07:00

My sister Steph is doing an AMAZING give away, if you are interested click on the "Aubrurn Soul Photography" button, and it will take you straight to her photog blog.
It's an amazing deal so go check it out!!!

Christmas Eve with the Speechly's!

2008-12-26T13:03:00.003-07:00

The Speechly Christmas party was so fun this year. It was held at our church and we ate and talked and had a little singing of course from my Uncle Richard and his daughter Shannon. It is so good to get together with the extended family to see how everyone is doing. Thank you to evertone who came, it wouldn't have been the same without you! I love all you guys!

Party Preview

2008-12-22T09:59:00.002-07:00

Yes it is true, my friend Marissa and I are throwing an Ugly Sweater Party!It just seems like everyone is doing one these days, so we've decided to jump on board! So we ventured out on a snowy Saturday night, in search of the perfect sweater at the D.I. But we didn't have the best of luck, so we purchased the Ugliest sweater we could possibly find, (not so ugly). And then headed off the Michaels for some embellishments. We got all the bells and whistles to make our sweaters the nastiest. With some luck we found some bells, but no whistles, and some feathers, bows and fringe! So we worked ever so hard sewing on each feather and each bell, and must say, that I think we have produced two of the ugliest sweaters. And am proud to say that people have offered to vomit on them. Mission Accomplished!

Temple Square

2008-12-08T21:21:00.002-07:00

So the family and I took our annual trip down to Temple Square to see the lights, and it was as good as ever. We didn't stay as long as usual but it was still worth it :) Then after we headed off to Starbucks to get us some yummy Steamers! mmmmm delicious!

For Stroodle (Steph)

2008-11-30T11:43:00.003-07:00

For all of you who know Steph, you most likely know that she is my sister, well she isn't only my sister, we she is also one of my best friends. I really don't know where I would be in this world if it wasn't for her love and consideration for me. She has helped me through so much in my life, and at one point was willing to give part of herself to me, so that I could continue my life here on earth. Alright, now that the tears have started, shoot. Well to make a long story short, in the Spring of 2004, I was diagnosed with Kidney Failure, and was put on Dialysis, in hopes that my Kidney would regain strenght and start working again. Well as time passed, things started to digress, and my health was suffering. So we talked to the doctors and thought that the best option was to go through with an organ transplant with a family member. My whole family was tested but only one person was a PERFECT match, and that was my beautiful sister Stephanie. She went through all the testing, but she found out that she was pregnant, and wouldn't be able to donate. This was really hard for me, but in the end I recieved two great presents, I got a handsome little nephew whome I adore and miss so so much, and in time I also recieved a brand new Kidney, it wasn't a live donor of course, it was a cadaver. But in the end, I just wanted to let everyone know how lukcy I am to have such a willing sister, that would donate one of her organs to save my life. And I know i can't leave out Haley, Nate, Mom and Dad, my extended family, and even some people I hardly knew even wanted to donate to me, and I am so very thankful for that. But it was Steph, who was the right one for the job, and I hope that one day if it so happens that I need another transplant, that my sister will be there for me like she was in 2004. Even if it isn't to donate, but just for the love a support that i got from her the last time around.
Steph, you are my Hero, and I love you more than you even know, I am so privelaged to have you as my sister and best friend, I will love you for all Eternity, you are my rock and foundation, and make me want to strive to be a better person, and for that I truely admire you. I hope you had a fantastic birthday, and I wish I could have shared it with you. I love you so much.
Happy Happy Birthday Stephy Dear Happy Days Will Come To You All Year, If I Had A Wish Then It Would Be A Happy Happy Birthday To You From Me!

Thanksgiving :)

2008-11-27T14:39:00.005-07:00

Well this year for Thanksgiving, we got our family together, my mom and dad, Grandma Bruce and Grandma and Grandpa Speechly, Haley and her kids and me. It was great! We had a fantastic dinner complete with sweet potatoes, green bean caserol, The Turkey, and of course my moms homemade rolls, mmmmm. And we finished it off, watching the Polar Express, and makeing ginger bread houses:)
I hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

2008-11-27T00:03:00.004-07:00

Question and Answer:
Answer the following questions with OnE word answers and one word only! Then pass it on..
1. Where is your cell phone? charging
2. Where is your significant other? ha!
3. Your hair color? reddd
4. Your mother? lovely
5. Your father? smart
6. Your favorite thing? movies
7. Your dream last night? Edward! (JK)
8. Your dream/goal? DavidArchuleta
9. The room you’re in? Den
10. Your hobby? shopping
11. Your fear? transplants
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married
13. Where were you last night? Twilight!
14. What you’re not? sleeping
15. One of your wish-list items? Edward
16. Where you grew up? Layton
17. The last thing you did? Twilight
18. What are you wearing? tie-dye
19. Your TV? large
20. Your pet? sweety
21. Your computer? crap
22. Your mood? drowsy
23. Missing someone? steph :(
24. Your car? Fabulous!
25. Something you’re not wearing? beanie
26. Favorite store? Target
27. Your summer? poopy
28. Love someone? duh
29. Your favorite color? GREEN!
30. When is the last time you laughed? bearly
31. Last time you cried? monthish
Alrighty, i think i am going to tag, Lauren, Sammy, Lori, Stroodle, and whoever wants to do it :)

I took the challenge!

2008-11-25T23:57:00.003-07:00

So as I am sitting on the couch today, i recieve and intersting text from my brother-in-law Dan, and this is how the conversation goes, word for word. *caution* I am a little ridiculous when it comes to texting, whether the text is long or just plain nonscence.

Dan-" It's ROB READ's B-Day today! Be sure to wishing him one! ( just one though...don't over do it).

-response " haha you know me, i'm gonna say it 50 times and tell them they are all from you :)"

Dan-"Hah! I dare you! You don't have it in you!

-"Oh just watch me Daniel, i'll go over there right after work with a sign that states'happy Birthday little brother of mine, your my pride and joy, so here's a toy' I will write it 50 times and leave him with a ninja turtle or something cool like that. And it will be signed Daniel Read. Holla!"

Dan-" I'll post guards around the premisis to MAKE SURE that does not happen. I hear Chuck Norris is hiring out these days, so watch your back little miss sunshine!"

-"Oh I won't be watching my back Dan, because what you don't know is that Chuck and I happen to be going together, it's just under wraps because we didn't want to steal the spotlight from TomKat. He will be there to support me through this adventure. And i'll also have peaches with me to ward off all of your so called guards? Yeah don't worry, i"ll get it to Rob one way or another my shiney headed one"

Dan got scared and never texted me back. But if a challenge is given i take it, and that is exactly what i did.

About an hour after the whole challenge, i recieve this text from Dan.

-Dan "You are freakin' crazy! Rob just called me! oh, no you didn't! He loved it!...and you're crazy!!!

haha Love ya Dan! Never Challenge me and expect me to NOT go through with it ;)

Can I have your attention please?

2008-11-23T12:41:00.004-07:00

OK, so steph (my sister) Just did a post about some Ghiradelli Peppermint chocolate or something along those lines, and said they were to die for, well excuse me Steph, but you are indeed mistaken. The true Holiday Treat that I have, and you soon will have fallen for are these baby's, They are Lindt Lindor Truffles Stracciatella. mmmm. and to tempt you more, i will describe them for you, as said on the bag, white choloate shell with cocoa pices with a smooth filling. Now if that doesn't say Eat Me, well then I don't know what does.
Try them! You will not be dissapointed my friends.

I HEART Twilight!

2008-11-22T09:02:00.006-07:00

Yes I did it! I finally got to see the movie, that I have been dieing to see ALL year! And it totally lived up to my expectations! Although I will admit, the beginning of the movie was kind of slow for me, I don't know if it's because there wasn't any music, to liven it up or what? But other than that, it was fabulous!
oh and FYI, I am going to marry Edward.
And then we all headed to Ihop for some good eatin' when the movie ended, to discuss the movie, we all just couldn't get enough, so we left the restaraunt,and caught the 9:30 showing just in the nik of time, and i must say, it was even better the second time around!
haha just joking, we didn't go see it again, but we would all love to! and if you want to come just let us know, and we can go together!
oh and if you went to the movie, leave me a comment and tell me what you thought about it.

why!

2008-11-18T17:35:00.003-07:00

Ok Why am i this ridiculous. I was at Gateway, and me and my friend were cold so we were going to go get a steamer at starbucks, as i am walking towards the building, i see metro station, yes you heard me right, i saw metro staion! If you don't know who i am talking about they sing the song, " shake shake shake shake shake it". yes, so i am standing inside starbucks staring at them trying to work up the courage to go ask for a picture with them, but i just can't do it, but i finially think to myself, hey i have nothing to loose, so i start to walk out the door, when they stand up and walk off! ahh! you see i could've ran after them and begged them to stop and take a picture with a pathetic fan, but i didn't want to. So instead i am kicking and punching myself in the head right now.
i leave you with a picture, of them. not all 4 of them were there, but 3 were, top left bottom right and bottom left.

Can I have your number?

2008-11-16T14:19:00.000-07:00

This is the funniest thing ever!