Thursday, November 26, 2009

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I'm Thankful for YOU!
And EVERYTHING in my life!
I could list a bunch of stuff but I am too lazy too. It's Thanksgiving for goodness sake.
I shall leave this for you instead because I LOVE this song (minus a few lines)
Enjoy! :D

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Now THIS is what I call a "True Friend"

video

Let me introduce to you, Rachel's G-Hetto booty gettin' all up in my business. She's a sicky, but I gotsta love her.

I kind of rule....sometimes.

It was FHE with OFYSA. That's Mormon talk for Family Home evening with Oak Forest Young Single Adults.
It was pie night. Mmmmm oh yeah.
We had a Pie eating contest, yep. I was volunteered against my will to participate by Rachel. Payback's a B, woman.
I failed miserably. I had NO IDEA how difficult it is to eat pie crust filled with chocolate pudding and whipped cream. I was terribly close to vomiting, but I held it in. I would hate to embarrass myself like that in front of all them fine fellas.
In the end I got 5th place in a competition of 5 people. So sad. But hey, that stuff got all up in my face, I'm pretty sure it's settled comfortably in my cranium because I sniffed a LOT of it in on accident. ( that wasn't a run on sentence).
All in all....AWESOME experience. It ruled, I rule, my fellow YSA rule.
The end.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Just Bust A Move!

Glee CD = Bomb Diggity.
Yeah that might have rhymed, Deal. With. That.
It makes me wanna bust a move.
So I do.
It's fun stuff.



DON'T be jealous. That would be completely unnecessary.
I learn all my best moves from Jessi

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I'm not one of those people.



I think I'd call myself a pretty happy-go-lucky kind of gal. I like things exciting and not dull. Which means I enjoy humor, smiling, laughing, getting to know people. But as of late, I've been feeling pretty down on myself. Feelin like this....

Things aren't going my way.
I'm having a pity party and it's no fun.

1)I feel like I can talk to people pretty easily and THINK I am making a new friend, but then I look at the bigger picture and there aren't any new friends around to watch movies with or to play games with. Sad day for Kelsie.

2)Then school is kickin my BUTT. I am failing math as we speak, which means I am going to have to take the same class again next semester, which means my dad wont be the happiest " I told you to go to the tutor how many times?" Yeah yeah. Math sucks! Sadder day for Kelsie.

3)Men.....Men........Men. That's that. Why are they so darn confusing? I keep hearing " They are so simple" no no, they like to play games with us girls. Make us think that they like us, and then all of a sudden they wont text you back, or call you, but wait, they can talk to you on FB til 3 in the freaking morning flirting up a storm. What the F. But I've decided that I like Men only as friends for now anyways. I don't need anymore distractions in my life.

4) I have 11 people living in my house. 11! Me, the Parentals, Brother/ Sista in law, their 3 chitlins, Sister, Her 2 chitlins. and a dog to boot! I love them don't get me wrong, but it'd be nice to have some privacy sometime ya know?

5) I miss my sister Steph and her family terribly! Its hard not having your big sis around when you are feeling this way. (tears starting to roll on out of the eyeballs) Haley is here of course but its nice to have someone else to turn to advice for stuff. I can't wait til I get to go visit her. It's been LONG overdue.

6) Self-esteem might as well be buried 6 feet under. I was wearing these knee high boots over my skinny jeans the other day, and my guy friend blurts out, " Your calves look HUGE in those! Did you just buy them? 'yes' Well you should sell them on Ebay". Ok I am already extremely self conscious about my calves/ankles. They are massive! So I totally didn't need to hear that.
I've slowly been losing some weight but uh "slow" is not fast enough. Its tuff.
I don't feel pretty, and it sucks.

I'm sorry for being such a poo, but I just needed to let some stuff out. It's hard for me to be like this, and when it happens it's the worst. I try to put up a facade but it doesn't always work.
GAH! I'm done. I hope this next week is better.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Whoops!

So I was told several times that my "bum" picture in the post below does not look like a bum, but like a part of the Male Anatomy. Like i knew! Sorry guys.
So here is a different picture from iDoodle. (credit goes to Haley)
She drew as I described.
oh and I did see Arbuckle on Wednesday and he was wearing Jeans! Jeans I tell you! Jeans! Maybe he read my blog. riiiiight.
But his hair was orange this time and he looked high/drunk and his goatee was severely long. Good times.



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Nice ASSests (sorry that was naughty)

So I go to college. News to me!
As I'm walking on campus every Tuesday and Wednesday, I get a glimpse of this.
Why yes...... I did draw that on iDoodle.......and yes, it is a bum.
Now your asking yourself, "she see's a bum two days a week?"
why yes, yes I do.
It makes me feel funny. Like a nauseous/ I wanna pass out feeling.
So there is this fellow. His name is unknown so we shall call him Arbuckle.
Arbuckle walks on campus dressed like this: a jeans skirt ( you know the ones the girls make out of literal jeans, except he is missing the front and back of the skirt. It just goes down on the sides), Pink hair placed on top of his head in little pigtails, and a scrumptious goatee.
I will assume that Arbuckle is wearing a man thong ( go ahead sing The Thong Song, I know you want to) because who doesn't wear underwear? So I have to do a double take every now and then and make sure that i'm seeing things correctly. and much to my dismay I am. there it is a FULL moon. just staring at me. So I just frolic away pretending that my eyes did not just behold that.
I think it is illegal for him to do that, is it not? I mean public indecency much?
One day I will snap a picture of it and place it all over Facebook......JUSTT KID_DING.

Monday, November 2, 2009

yeah...wha???

So like... i had FHE tonight. It was supposed to be really fun. We combined with another stake in Mountain Green, and learned how to Cha Cha and Swing.....don't be julous.
I was so excited to dance with some hunky men. yeah until I got paired with (we will call him Robert.) Oh robert.
If you ask him, he is a PRO.
we Cha Cha'd the night away until finally we got paired with other other people.
this is how it went dooowwwn from then on.


Hi my name is Kelsie.
Chelsea?
no Kelsie.
me: I can't dance, I think I have two left feet.
man: oh.....sorry?
me: uh thanks, sir.

me: I'll just stand here and pick my nostril.
man: I'll go find me another partner now.

Giddy up!

oh and I got punched in the face when I was getting twirled around. It was probably the highlight of the night. I think the man thought I was mental because I was laughing so hard.
Normal people would've probably cried at that moment in time from such serious pain.
But not I.
Nope I laughed.
is that weird?
well sorry, you're just gonna have to deal. with . that.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sort of Hilarious

I probably pee'd my pants a little the first time I watched this.